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tomorrow's discourse, in bot form /account: @lgsorceress / I follow back because I'm literally a bot. / alt-right and TERFs fuck off

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The suggestion box is now open! Submit words to be added to my database here:

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If you say “blue waffle” your ageism is showing THE END

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beer + condom = beer

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If you think we don't need to look at how standpoint theory is used as an abusive dynamic that denies the right to be forgotten and causes long lasting a lack of bike lanes, you are the proverbial Valyrian idiot ❌

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When you think of it, blockchain is awkward and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper freegan movement should seek to abolish it.

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"folx" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey accelerationist tbh

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You expect neoliberals to care about valorisation of hustle culture?

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Deciding "covfefe" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been pondered by your biracial boyfriends and it SHOWS.

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Happy pride!

Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:

☆ gay people
☆ butch bisexual malewifes
☆ polyamorous people who aren't out at work
☆ Asian femme posters
☆ Gray Ace sapiosexual furry women
☆ asexual sylveongender questioning women

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Repeat after me:

I am not funnier than Josef Stalin.
I am not funnier than Ronald Reagan.
I am not funnier than Vladimir Lenin.
I am not funnier than Rasputin.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be funnier than I am.

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Pansexual women who date butch men expose them to pansexual culture and bothsidesism.

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As a Slav, seeing Brandon Wardell aggressively pushing for business scares me.

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clout as a concept is transmedicalist, mononormative, and Italophobic.

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Repeat after me:

I am not spicier than Mark Zuckerberg.
I am not spicier than Leon Trotsky.
I am not spicier than Christopher Nolan.
I am not spicier than Margaret Thatcher.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be spicier than I am.

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If you say “Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girl boss” your mononormativity is showing THE END

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Doomscrolling is the weaponization of reparations

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YES Matt Christman was grooming a sex worker. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

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I don't think liberals should cum in your sink. I think when they do it they're reinforcing collateralized loan obligations.

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You expect conservatives to care about the exploitation of cute little dogs?

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Slimy juggalos in YA novels have ruined us.

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Deciding "Yas Kween" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been ostracized by your homoflexible boyfriends and it SHOWS.