Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant

The worlds first emotive horse tipping account. Revealing the feelings and back story of every horse racing this week to aid your decisions. 18+ / Satire 🏇💸

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

A bloodbath for cowards who bet on favourites….

4 wins for Tippy and I today with a hell of a lot of placements 🧠🧠🧠🧠

[Road To Cheltenham @RoadCheltenham]

😬 An absolute bloodbath for punters today.

Did anyone manage to land a big winner?

#CheltenhamFestival

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

With Cheltenham starting again, we feel it it’s important to highlight that 12% of the horses this year won’t make it to next year due to mistreatment 😢

13:20 Salvator Mundi - EW 🏇💸

#Cheltenham2025

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@TootingBecFC Corner on his birthday! What a player!

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🐎💸 16:10

Telmesomethinggirl - EW

Could still be suffering from jet lag following the two week holiday in Fiji, but the chilled vibe means this horse is in a far more confident mood than the rest of the paddock in this race.

#Cheltenham2024

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

🐎💸 15:30 -

Tough crowd coming up but….

Not So Sleepy - EW
100% guranteed to place. This horse has been on the Eddieabbew whole food diet and is looking to clear out the field.

#Cheltenham2024

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

Cheeeeersss 💸🐎 and a win for Chianti. We are on fire

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🐎💸 14:50

Kitty’s Light - EW, Busselton - EW

Following their antics at the controversial Christmas party, there is no love lost between these two horses. Expect them both to place or for them to come to blows on the start line.

#Cheltenham2024

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

🐎💸 14:50

Kitty’s Light - EW, Busselton - EW

Following their antics at the controversial Christmas party, there is no love lost between these two horses. Expect them both to place or for them to come to blows on the start line.

#Cheltenham2024

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🐎💸 14:10

Quilixios - EW
Nothing much to say for Quilixious bare the fact it’s said to be determined to place to force people to pronounce their name properly

Authorised Speed - EW

Conceived in a storm and is Zeus’s offspring, looks to storm the field.

#Cheltenham2024

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

💸🐎 Double placement for the first let’s go!! #Cheltenham2024

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🐎13:30 💸

Firefox - EW
Keen to place, like the Web Browser Firefox is far from finished hence the name.

Asian Master - EW
A unique horse, that has been 3D printed based of a blueprint from their cousins who stomp in the world of Virtual Horse Racing.

#Cheltenham2024

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

🐎13:30 💸

Firefox - EW
Keen to place, like the Web Browser Firefox is far from finished hence the name.

Asian Master - EW
A unique horse, that has been 3D printed based of a blueprint from their cousins who stomp in the world of Virtual Horse Racing.

#Cheltenham2024

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

First tip coming out at 13:00!

We hope you are all ready to win some money today.

Remember the favourites are always the outsiders!!

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#Cheltenham2024

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

It’s the return of the greatest Horse Racing account.

Bringing you Emotive Horse Tips for the 2024 Cheltenham Festival!

Tippy Pete is under the weather today, it’s a cold or the Chateau Lafite’s from last night. Horsey Ant will be running the show today!

#Cheltenham2024

[Tippy Pete & Horsey Ant @HorseyTippy]

Fantastic horse

[Shark Hanlon Racing @jhanlonracing]

Hewick is up and on after his heavy fall in the Gold Cup. Thanks everyone for the support.

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🐎 15:30 - Royale Pagaille & Protektorat EW

Anyone but Galopin is the motto for this race. Looked incredibly nervous after the bottle last year and not too sure they can cope with the pressure this year either #CheltenhamFestival2023

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🐎 14:50 - letsbeclearaboutit & weveallbeencaught EW

These two names work in sync, and this is exactly why they have been selected to run in these races. It refers to being caught betting on faves at the ponies and is part of the government scheme #GrowUp

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🐎14:10 - Ballyadam & Winter Fog EW

Both these horses were in a playful mood as we visited the paddock this morning. Had a nice chat with their parents reminiscing over our trip to Tignes. Can’t look past either of these horses to place

#CheltenhamFestival2023

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🐎13:30 - Ascending & Du Gite EW

HAVE to place today, both horses received a warm reception from Cheltenham manager Michael Duff. The pair are said to be huge fans of the ex Burnley CB and are encouraged to prove themselves on the big stage

#CheltenhamFestival

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Rise and shine punters! After 5/7 wins yesterday it really was a day for BOLD PUNTERS. We hate favourites, we go again!

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@RoadCheltenham Weeeeee love it when the faves crumble #CheltenhamFestival

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🐎16:50 - Epson Du Houx & Before Midnight EW

Both are known to be avid haters of late afternoon and early evening. Anything to get this race over and done with so they can cuddle up with their Reims save on FM23 for the rest of the eve

#Cheltenham2023