Origo Hoshida

Hello im Origo Hoshida 👾
Assistant of Dozen Roshuuto, greatest psychic in the solar system. //proshippers DNI, adult admin

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[Origo Hoshida @HoshidaOrigo]

Sensei left half eaten oatmeal on the table and just left. Its stinking up the whole office. I'm going insane

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Just got scolded for not adding important information to an email...that sensei wrote and sent out.... while i wasnt there... i did not write that email...

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I don't know why sensei keeps thinking I'm some sort of Alexa. There's a speech to text option right there. No need to dictate me every Email you want to write.

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Just got in trouble for not doing something but sensei forgot to tell me to do it in the first place so whos really at fault here

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Sensei needs to stop clicking around in Emails that I'm actively trying to write out. It's gibberish now :/

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@MadogenMagitaka WHAT? Bring it back! Im gonna get in trouble

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I've been given a single easter decoration and im supposed to decorate the entire front of the office with it... it's one decoration... how am i supposed to make it look not out of place...

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If nobody got me, I know Roshuto got me. Can I get an amen?

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@MadogenMagitaka You're a bad man, Mr. Madogen. If she finds out youre done for :(

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@MadogenMagitaka I don't think Sensei would appreciate stolen decor

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@MadogenMagitaka :(

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There are exactly 966 Emails in this programm and im expected to know which one Sensei is talking about. My only hint is "The Mail". Any suggestions?

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@MadogenMagitaka I don't think I'm allowed to do that

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nobody understands roshuto like i do frl WHY R PEOPLE STILL SAYING HE DOESNT PAY HOSHIDA... UR ALL UNEDUCATED! SHAME ON YOU! /j

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No one can speak in full sentences around here. "Where's the document?" WHICH ONE????

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Sensei subscribed to multiple daily update Prada newsletters and I'm not allowed to move or delete them. It's clogging up the already full inbox

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@ROSHUTISM I can confirm i get paid

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I'm sure there's a better use of my time than to read Emails out loud for sensei to listen to like some sorta human audio book

[Origo Hoshida @HoshidaOrigo]

@RoshuutoDouzen You could do it as a side gig, maybe...

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Arrived today to an empty office. No one told me I'd be alone today? How am i supposed to run this thing on my own? At least i have a spare key to get in...