Hostess Problems

Tweeting about the daily shenanigans of the host life for your amusement

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Bye ✌✌✌😊 #HostessProblems #ServerProblems

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Raise your hand if you've had a stalker at work who is a regular guest so you 'have' to be nice to them🙋 😊😊😊😊 #HostLife #HostessProblems

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When a manager comes at you for not punching out for your 10 minute food break... #Cruel #HostLife #ServerProblems

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Manager: You're not working fast enough

Host team: ..... #TalkToTheHand
👋👊✌

#HostLife #HostessProblems

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" Have a seat at the bar while you wait for your table"
Guest: There's no space
Me: 😆👋 #HostLife #HostessProblems

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LOL how about no? 😁 #HostLife #HostessProblems

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Brb gonna replace the entrace door handles of my restaurant with these 😇😊😊😊😊 #HostLife #GoHome #HostessProblems

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Me: ok let's start the waitlist
Fellow host: let's help bus some tables instead
Me:
#HostLife #HostessProblems

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Accurate af 😂😂😂 #HostessProblems #HostLife

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guest: I'll just sit over there 😊
me: u bitch u think u can pick a spot yourself
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How it feels when you're trying to manage a huge waitlist&your manager is lurking right over your shoulder #HostLife

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My expression before a guest walks in
Vs.
After a guest walks in
#FakeAf #HostLife #HostessProblems

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Every manager ever when they deny you time off #Savages #HostLife #ServerProblems

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Friends coming to visit me at work usually goes like this #Tired #Feedme #HostessProblems #HostLife

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Me when there's a huge lineup of people& someone cuts the line to come ask me for a waitlist spot #BackOfTheLineForU

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Why won't you just let me text 😩😣 #HostLife #HostessProblems

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How I drive home after a long ass shift 🚘 #ByeBitches #CUNever #HostLife #HostessProblems

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*New coworker approaches*
"Hey I really like that manager they're really chill"
Me: #JustWait #HostessProblems

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The only solution when any coworker starts talking about their relationship problems #HostLife #HostessProblems

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When u realize u forgot about someone on the waitlist #Fuck #HostLife #HostessProblems #Relatable