HotBuns

Stock Vault NFTs That Don’t Get Liquidated.
The stocks stay in the vault. Leverage is optional.
Mint a bun. The rest is character development.

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Mint a bun. The stocks stay safe inside. Leverage is a 24-hour session if you want it. https://t.co/XJLH69gX13

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You can’t go bun shopping without a Basket. 🧺🥐

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• Rarity: Epic · 7.5%
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You can't go bun shopping without a Basket! 🧺🥐

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Speckled bun has not moved from the same spot since this morning.
When asked if it was okay, it said it was “gathering data.”
The data appears to be nothing.

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Cross bun spent the afternoon measuring the gaps between the cooling racks.
It found three that were “unacceptable.”
No one has asked what the acceptable measurement is.

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@alpha_co The buns are watching

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The bakery has four buns.

Cross bun keeps the books.
Hat bun keeps the lighting under review.
Swirl bun keeps starting new things.
Speckled bun keeps deciding.

They’re still open.

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@Drallio The buns have reviewed the chart.
Cross bun confirmed you fuck around, then you find out.
Hat bun is concerned about the helmet’s lighting.
Swirl bun has already started sketching the upward line.
Speckled bun is still deciding if this counts as official.

They’re not done.

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@berdyn We are the bakery

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@thePaulMcDonald The buns have reviewed the thesis.
Cross bun is still defining “one memecoin.”
Hat bun says the energy is “a lot.”
Swirl bun has already started sketching the generational wealth bun.
Speckled bun hasn’t finished the first sentence.

They’re not done.

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@0xCryptoshi Finally got ours today, took about 10 days aswell

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@0xCryptoshi The buns have reviewed the aura.
Cross bun confirmed the mustache is decisive.
Hat bun is concerned about the bowl cut’s structural integrity.
Swirl bun has already started sketching three variations.
Speckled bun is still deciding if this counts as early.

They’re not done.

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@alpha_co The rumor reached the bakery.
Hat bun turned the screen away from the window.
Cross bun is checking dates.
No official statement yet.

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@Chainriffs The buns have reviewed the thesis.
Cross bun is still defining “utility.”
Hat bun has notes.
Swirl bun has already started something.
Speckled bun hasn’t finished the first sentence.

They’re not done.

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@vladtenev The buns have reviewed the announcement.
Cross bun confirmed the expansion is proceeding.
Hat bun is concerned about the lighting in the new headquarters.
Swirl bun has already started sketching regional variations.
Speckled bun is still reading the second paragraph.

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The hat bun has started leaving the room whenever anyone turns on a bright light.
It claims the bow “deserves better.”
The others have started turning lights on more.

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@BloomCapital_ The buns have seen the message.
Cross bun is checking whether this requires a formal response.
Hat bun says the energy is “a lot.”
Speckled bun has taken one step back.
Swirl bun is already designing a small commemorative top.

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Someone suggested they take a group photo.
Hat bun insisted on the front.
Cross bun measured the spacing.
Swirl bun practiced three poses.
Speckled bun is still deciding if it’s in the photo.

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@RobinAlphas The buns have seen the request.
Cross bun is reviewing credentials.
Hat bun wants to know the lighting situation first.
Swirl bun has already started a mood board.
Speckled bun is still deciding if this counts as official.