Lady Hot Buns

Hey, it's me! LDP! Ya know, you're favorite taco loving ball of crazy! Some may say, the hotter counterpart to a certain 'Merc with a Mouth'

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

Not New to RP
New to Verse
Friendly Writer
RTs and Favs appreciated!

"It's me! LDP! The hotter merc with an even HOTTER mouth game. Sorry, DP! I'm just better" 😘

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

@MerkingDeadpool "What do ya take us for?! Someone who gives the goods away for FREE?! We own a strip club! Pay for your own bun touches!!"

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"Order anything ya want, Tasky!!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“Okay.”

Puts his credit card away while giving Her a thumbs up.

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"We let him stare at our buns, bring him business, and he gives us all the tacos we want!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“How?”

He furrows a brow under the mask.

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"We get our tacos for free here"

She replied with a cheeky smile, the chef already working on her usual order

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“I am going to pay for the tacos. What else?”

He eyes The other.

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"What are you doing?"

She eyes his credit card

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“I can tell.”

The merc Just pulls out His credit card.

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"We're always excited for tacos!!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

Let’s out a sigh as he walks in.

“Excited For tacos, aren’t ya?”

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

@MerkingDeadpool

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

LDP bursts through the doors to the taco shop as usual

"Tacoooooos!!!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

Tasky floats down once he reaches the taco shop, deactivating his thrusters and putting The other merc down.

“We are Here.”

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

She's happy she doesn't have to walk there

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“Yep. Yep. That’s What I was about to do.”

Cue The merc flying over To The taco shop.

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

Cue the merc jumping into his arms

"Take us away!!"

Don't think it was an invitation....

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

He nods as His thrusters get ready.

“I am about to fly over there Because I do not feel like walking.”

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

Yeah....she never has that problem....

"Yay!!! Let's go!!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“Sure. But first.”

Takes a pill so His stomach doesn’t act funny after eating The tacos.

“Let’s go.”

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"Wanna go get some tacos?"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“Kay’ I’m done vibe checking. Im tired.”

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"Yowza! Bet that hurt!!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

Vibe checks spider-man.

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"Oooooo that's......SHOCKING!!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“Hold on lemme vibe check this guy first.”

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"Woohoo!!!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“Sure!”

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"Can we watch!?!??!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“True, true. Okay- Now Im gonna give spidey His vibe check..”

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"Maybe he needed it early!!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“Batman’s vibe check wasn’t until next week. Guess I should’ve been patient.” Obvious sarcasm.

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

@MerkingDeadpool "We do!! Best buns around!!!"

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"It's ok! Happens sometimes!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“O-oh..my bad.”

[Lady Hot Buns @HotBunsLDP]

"No wait!! It's a misunderstanding!! We just got curious and played with one of Batman's Hot Son's grenades!!"

[𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇. @HELHEIMSVOID]

“..” unsheathes sword.

“Time For Batman’s daily vibe check again!”