HotdogIcarus

Memes and luke-warm takes from God's Favorite Blindspot, Middle-America

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@punkburrito 💜

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@catb0icarti Me lifting you back up, because your love for Godzilla makes you worthy

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There's like 4 punk bands in OKC and they're all feuding and none of them got invited to Unlawful Assembly send tweet

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If it was 2008, I'd be waking up to a hip-hop remix of the debate on YouTube called "ThEy'Re EaTiNg ThE DaWgZ". It would have millions of views by lunchtime, it'd be on the evening news cycle, and only your worst fucking coworkers would actually think it was funny.

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Doing the "here comes the airplane" bit with my grinder as I fill it with weed.

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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby)
🎶4chan copypasta
Making no sense but in truth that's what I adore
Hand hook car do-or🎶

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I'm a globalist in the sense that I keep calling Modelo and Corona domestic beers.

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Really had my hopes up for absinthe after reading about all those French poets losing their minds but it just makes you drunk and uncomfortably horny.

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Chappell Roan doing to Taylor Swift what Bob Dylan (and fried food) did to ol' Elvis.

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God it's gotta be hard to be mad at somebody who's funny, shout out to people who hate me. I feel for you fr

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Call my boy Marty Robbins the way he's ready to die for any latin woman.

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I have never known joy like I have when I saw an all queer chorus singing "Bella Ciao" to their oppressors.

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Very sick of driving, so I thought I'd check my city's commuter options. I live less than 10 miles from my job. My two options are a 3 hour walk or a 1 hour bike ride. No bus, no rail, nada. Hate it here.

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First JFK and now this. Hasn't Dallas taken away enough from the rest of the world?

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Flags are at half-mast for Pig Memorial Day today.

With a little help from you, we could keep them at half-mast every day. 😁

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God I wish I could go back in time and smoke the astrocrag

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Taking socialism back to its roots by being a lil smelly and a lil weird to be around

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My boomer trait is saying thank you to the Google assistant.

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Off-flavors in beer? My brother, does God not count each of these compounds among his creations?

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@wnbrhs "always leave things the way you found them" ya know?