HotepSun

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

1/6

A silver Mazda Demio KCJ 239T was stolen from Blankets & Wine event parking at Kasarani last weekend.

No forced entry.

No broken windows.

Here's how it happened.

THREAD

#ChurchOfHotep

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

6/6

With the copied fob signal, they simply pushed the start button & drove off normally. Rainy evening + busy parking lot = easy exit.

Prevention: Faraday bag for your key fob + Steering lock + GPS tracker.

Who are the thieves: It's Kasarani Police & Key Cloning mechanics.

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

1/6

A silver Mazda Demio KCJ 239T was stolen from Blankets & Wine event parking at Kasarani last weekend.

No forced entry.

No broken windows.

Here's how it happened.

THREAD

#ChurchOfHotep

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

5 / 6

The last key fob press sealed the Mazdas fate. The thieves had all they needed.

They cloned the signal to a blank key.

The Demio (push-to-start) thought the owner was nearby.

Doors unlocked silently.

No damage.

No alarm.

No bullet fired.

A perfect car jacking.

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

Bet that ass is harder than Lil Wayne's first mixtape.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

To build muscle, you need a plan

Miss Ajuma shares her workout split and go-to protein sources

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

Your partner can afford 20K VIP tickets but not a $12 Bluetooth Airtag?

[𝐊𝐚𝐢•𝐫𝐨𝐬 🐞 @nyxwanga]

STOLEN CAR ALERT!
My partner’s car was stolen last night at @blanketsandwine from the main parking lot. Somewhere between 6pm and 8pm. Any leads would be massively appreciated.
Please RT widely

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

Women in engineering.

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

With 20,000ksh you can construct a simple and classy swimming pool at your backyard🔨.

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

"Kihii kia huna mbebe, kiraga cui macine ikumbe" ~ Bantu Proverb

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

I will keep saying and will never tire. We need to find a way to get rid of matatus and bodabodas. They are the biggest contributor to the disorder and fatalities we see on our roads. Sensitizations, trainings and enforcement will not work for them! We are too corrupt for that!

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

Learn the role of a senator as per the Kenyan Constitution Circa 2010.

Open a book once a while, not just your legs.

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Idk man but Sifuna is starting to look like a hypocrite, all he does is talk and no action. Sick and tired of all these politicians bana wote waende home 🚮

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

The delusion, must be the Cambodian wig. https://t.co/z8ZbyzqYsP

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

How convenient when Ebola logistics is happening in Laikipia 🧐

[Expat_Kate_Travelegy @Hike_with_Kate]

Hello my people from Nanyuki town 🇰🇪

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

"Kihii kia huna kiraga cui macine ikumbi", ~ Bantu Proverb

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Extremely foolish. Nairobi needs to get rid of matatus and boda bodas. They bring so much disorder.

I can't think of any organized city that has bodabodas and matatus.

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

Utumishi Girls Academy tragedy is an arson & distraction from the insider G2G scandal benefiting thr Yamune Cartel led by William Ruto & Stabex.

Like the Gold fish we are, we'll forget and move on to Ebola and the next narrative.

#RutoMustGo

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

@Elvis_Localman Finya that CAK civil servant.

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

The crow laughing in the background 🤣

[Nyssa @Nyass_42]

😳 I feel bad for the parked car Road rage mixed with racism is a dangerous combo. Letting hate and anger take over can make people do reckless things be.

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

20% draw down only.

Bruh our Ethereum bags have been down 60% for 5 years now.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Yaani 150k saved in a mmf gives you 28-30 bob daily, that's like 900 bob per month. Sisi wakulima wadogo ni wapi sasa tutaomokea . Pale Nairobi Stock Exchange pia tunaona moto, red graphs tangu January. 15k invested sahii ni 13k, 2k imepotelea Kwa hewa. I blame fat black women

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

Niggas supporting their colonizer football clubs dont even know how who their elected councilman is.

[RazedFootball @RazedFootball]

🚨 CRAZY SCENES: Arsenal fans have taken over the streets of Nairobi, Kenya, celebrating the club’s Premier League trophy success. 🏆❤️

[HotepSun @HotepSun]

Whoever said women are suicide bombers was right.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

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