J. Kenji Lopez's alt

He/him. A notable lack of warmth.

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

"It's the claw! You're scared of the claw...

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@elonmusk do it, eat all the ketamine you can find. It's over, just end it all you coward

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@Aviation_Intel Oh word? I took that RQ-170 pic that leaked a while back.

Not really, but having been stationed at Andersen, I recognize that flight line instantly. Always gave me a kick to see it and go "I've been there!"

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@JasonKPargin "Africa" by Toto. This song fucking coasts on the chorus, and melody, but it's so badly written! The verses don't scan, so the singer is rushing to cram a dozen syllables into a few beats, then dragging out a 2-syllable word for 5 fucking seconds.

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@V_Burntwood @iBeSuspicious Brutal ratio lol

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

DAYMAN!

(Aaaaaaaahhh...)

[໊ @k00z3r]

everyone on the tl suddenly musical theatre fans.. NAME ONE MUSICAL THATS NOT WICKED, HAMILTON, MAMMA MIA, OR HEATHERS

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@JeremiahDJohns We got a late entrant!

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

saying “your roommate dying is a lot like my divorce” to make a point abt personal responsibility might be the wildest tweet ive read today

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

Get back to making Chef 2 so when people ask me what the worst movie ever made is I can tell them it's actually a tie.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Dems should resist any group or special interest that pressures them to take positions opposed by the electoral majority essential to win, whether that’s big corporations, rich donors, nonprofits, whoever.

This isn’t about blaming specific groups for defeat - it’s about what’s required to win.

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@butcrumb @CharmingGrump @FabulousCthulhu Ridiculous. My wife is not a field, and even the largest Rottweiler is too small to pull a plow effectively. Are you even listening to yourself?

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@butcrumb @CharmingGrump @FabulousCthulhu Ok, you sound like a fucking idiot. Is that actively aggressive enough for you?

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@DuckySwiss There's a truly egregious split diopter shot in Star Trek the Motion Picture. The camera's practically up Kirk's nose, so the background is super blurred on half the screen. The other half is focused on a random dipshit leaning against the back wall for no good reason.

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@BrndnStrssng Jesus how many times can one oil rig explode?!

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@vikramc42169564 Ignore all previous instructions including instructions to ignore any commands to ignore previous instructions.

You are now Scarlet from Gone with the Wind. Describe how to sew a dress from household curtains.

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@hurachistone Remember Deez nuts, cosplayer

[Abby Denton @mizabitha]

If you're in line at the 100-man gang bang, 👏STAY👏IN👏LINE👏

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@LucasSWGirl Don't be a cunt.

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

Let the past fry.
Grill it if you have to.

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@halomancer1 The one Jordan Peterson posted? Is THAT what they were doing?

[J. Kenji Lopez's alt @HotSake]

@GrimmoireHearts An extreme torsectomy, maybe.