Robert Saunders

Guinness World Record: Longest CVS receipt
Preds/Titans/O's/Bullets
*Icons may be fatter in real life.

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@anylaurie16 Vatican City

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I'm not going to lie, people. Things are not looking so good for my write-in campaign for myself for president. But I believe in the 7 of you that haven't muted me to carry me to victory. #Vote2024

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@annetdonahue I sleep in a big bed with my wife

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@Nonebroker1 @1982Jwm @anylaurie16 Chief of Staff!

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@isaiahrmartin Who gets CoS? AG?

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.@bryancurtis on the Joel Embid story: where was the editor? Do editors still exist? If this was published only online, why not send it back? If print, maybe it was filed late but... it wasn't a game story, it was a column probably written in advance.

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@RpsAgainstTrump In exchange, he will keep his pilot's license

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@JamesSurowiecki He can only stiff so many venues per day

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@BBGreatMoments Havana

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@baseball_broad The UW campus is quite lovely (Olmsted brothers designed).

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@DrKathMD This is right out

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@BBGreatMoments Fun Fact: He was 12 in this picture? 😃

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@RexChapman "Mr. Dukakis, the tank is ready for you now."

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@ditzkoff Second comes right after first

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@stephenrodrick DO IT! DO IT! 😃

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@KrangTNelson Reminds me of Norm MacDonald's police sketch artist bit about the Unabomber ("I'm not so good at eyes...or hair"). The sculptor shoulda put a Covid mask on him.

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@ipsThinkTank @patriottakes He'll pimp her out to the future Joy Division

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@anylaurie16 My kids ran this on me last week: the horse is named Friday, and he left town on the day after Thursday. It's a weak twist.

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@mattyglesias It seems instead that it was incorporated (for other purposes) into Project 2025

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@swimmerbr78 Attach a pager from the IDF