vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆

Tottenham Hotspur fan for this life 🧬🧬

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

@mitch_fretton Even if we lose let's go for 3 points

[汐 @xixikawaii]

我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里，使劲一夹给夹爆，然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来，有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精，往里面灌点，蟑螂什么的就出来了，完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的，毕竟都定期来姨妈的，脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的，后来火辣辣的，冰火两重天操起来很刺激，用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里，翻出来当社会人，翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容，把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边，然后高价卖给公狗。

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

J'ai rassemblé tout mon courage couilles comprises je lui ai enfin demandé de sortir avec moi, et elle m'a dit que je ne suis pas assez mature. 🥀

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Bitch

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

I’d probably be happy with both, but I’m still taking De Zerbi over Flick.

Biggest reason is, as a manger who’s always been handicapped by financial restraints, nurturing/developing his youth and working within his means is a huge facet of his management.

We need that.

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

@grok give my account a report card

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

@horsebox98 You’ll have the awakening too ✌️

[The Source™ @SecretPrem]

@rajsinghchohan Just avoid talking about Spurs in transfer windows bro

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Bitchass be talking nonsense just to feed his ego#fucku

[Raj Chohan @rajsinghchohan]

Only took 3 games for the realisation that Senesi and Robertson cannot defend. More home truths on their transfer window to come.

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Somewhat being realistic yk he was never gonna make it! I feel bad too but come on

[🐧#DeZerbiOUT @jessewassup]

We acc sold Scarlett when he's our best striker

Marmoush will play number 10 so it's just Solanke up top

I've actually felt nauseous all day my heart is broken

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

First thing on thread sell van hecke 😭😭😭

[🐧#DeZerbiOUT @jessewassup]

I'm gonna do a thread of what we should do next summer just for some hopium

I'm feeling a very English summer for us next year

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Kulu I love you mate ❤️

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Can Richarlison go somewhere wherever he likes so we can sign a proper 9???

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Poor van hecke in every jessee tweet

[🐧#DeZerbiOUT @jessewassup]

He's worse than Danso but aside from blocking Byfield pathway i don't really care

He's a spurs fan at least

He prob stays a while cos he's homegrown

If VH didn't exist I'd be chill with it

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

😭😭😭

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😭

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Fucking van hecke haters everywhere

[☔️🫧☔️ @Sp1thfc]

6? Fernandes, Marmoush and savio carry but idk about the rest tbh. Maybe senesi isn’t that bad considering he’s not a starter

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

@jessewassup Uno changing it to van hecke fanpage

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Fucking van hecka agenda yo leave it

[🐧#DeZerbiOUT @jessewassup]

Spurs summer signings ratings out of 10 based on player and price

Dubravka 6
Tosin 2
van Hecke 3
Senesi 8
Robertson 5
Fernandes 8
Tonali 4
Savio 6
Mudryk 3
Marmoush 7

Horrific

[Daily Hotspur @Daily_Hotspur]

🚨🚨 BREAKING:

Dejan Kulusevski: "After 477 days, I came back to full team training. Everything is impossible until it's not. See you soon."

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Will miss you buddy

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ EXCL: Juventus agree deal to sign Pape Matar Sarr, here we go! 🇸🇳

Deal agreed between clubs with Tottenham on initial loan plus buy option clause to become mandatory under certain conditions.

Total package worth €30m fee for #THFC.

Sarr wanted Juventus, deal now done.

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

He’s gone #3rdchoice

[vanhecke defeating the evils #APorLa3🏆 @HotspurLite10]

Scarlett uno the guy doesn’t show enough talent on loan and not good enough to get a run of games at this club . #leavehimalone

[🐧#DeZerbiOUT @jessewassup]

Losing Sarr and Scarlett in the same window is genuinely one of the worst things to ever happen to me relating to this club

I'm rapidly losing care for this club

Too much player turnover

Players are ultimately what brings the relationship