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[Mike Hunts-Wet @WetHunts]

I am sad.
Pathetic.

[Savage @Savageboston]

Mac Jones swagger on a new level

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@WetHunts @CSheep823 It was never the bike ride #thanksmike

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@WetHunts

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BREAKING: Michigan State head coach Long Johnson allegedly seen giving steroids to Star QB Aidan Chiles ahead of the Big 10 Championship against The Washington Huskies. Comments from The Senior Committee on whether to escalate the matter are soon to follow. (Per @MitchReport )

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@CSheep823 @WetHunts Dawgs out for free????

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@MitchReport give us your handle or else we will find you

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Breaking news per @MitchReport: CEO of Martha’s Mommy Milkers has sold his rights to new owner Connor Franz. Expect a rebrand within the coming days… stay tuned!!

[Boston Sports Throwback @BOSthrowback]

10 years ago today: Seahawks fans react to the Malcolm Butler interception

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Melissa’s Meat Curtains fans can rest easy! Source @MitchReport: “the franchise Owner/GM will be stepping down from his role in place of a new owner” The new head of this franchise is eager to compete for a Championship and has said he “Will dump loads of resources into the team”

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Breaking per @MitchReport: There have been ongoing efforts to recover GM of Aunty Maureen’s Fun Bagz from hurricane Milton. We are asking for our fans to be on the lookout. He usually responds to “cheddar”. More to come

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Sources close to the Tina’s Tatas organization stated the Coach/GM may be on the hotseat after having a worse record than team that does not set their lineups.“Patrick may be spending too much time Campaigning for Kamala’s upcoming election in November.” Per source: @MitchReport

[Mike Hunts-Wet @WetHunts]

What if I told you… it was more than all you can eat fries…

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After the second week straight of not setting his lineups, and starting Four (4) players that were listed as out this week, many around the league are beginning to speculate if the Melissa’s Meat Curtains Coach/GM is actually retarded. (per @MitchReport)

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@MitchReport hand over the damn account

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The Hot Table Heroes Fantasy League will be drafting tonight at 10:00 PM EST. Stay tuned to watch Melissa’s Meat Curtains take the cheese 🪤🐁. Per @MitchReport

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Breaking: The Hot Table Fantasy League is expanding! We will be adding two new teams, names to be announced tonight. Per @MitchReport

[College Football 24/7 @CFB247]

Andrew Bonavita
St. Anselm, Defenseman 2019-2023

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Micheal “Tank” Bechard
Eckerd College, Golf 2018-2022

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Per @MitchReport: A quote from GM Mellisa “I’m an absolute bata”

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR KING!!! Kathy gets his first ring after losing the Damar Hamil bowl to Aunty Maureen. Well deserved