Santiago Lozoya

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

LA pitchers need to get their shit together

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

I miss my long board/ cruiser. I haven't rode in forever

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

In the words of Ice Cube, today was a good day!

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Los doyers!!

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Vegas, Nashville, and now Phoenix these past 3 weekends have been rough

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

It’s the worst when you’re stuck in a plane and you have to let one rip but you have two hours to go

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Crush said I had the big back. I won’t lie I cried inside, so I’ll be back in gym soon.

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

I do believe phones can read minds now, cause I was THINKING about learning how to play spades and the first ad on my instagram timeline is to download Spades Royale

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

The Dallas Fort Worth airport fucking sucks. I have a terrible time every time I land here. 3 gate changes so far.

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

They got these half court at papas and my fatass was trying my hardest to tell my partner to quit while we was ahead. 11-0 wasn’t a bad start but I was dying after 1.

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Literally suffering in a club right now cause I paid 30$ to get in and don’t want to waste money just to leave.

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

This fucking Frenchmen #OlympicGames

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Who has t mobile?

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

If anyone going to Baja fest needs a room let me know

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Drinking alone is only fun if you have some weed too

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Traveling while hungover fucking sucks!! Stuffed inside an airplane doesn’t help

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Flight in 3 hours and I’m at a bar getting fucked up

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Started the day in Indy, San Diego tonight, Ensenada tomorrow, Palm Springs Sunday, Memphis Monday. I love my job.

[HIM Jones @ZiplockDomo]

Happy #Juneteenth

[Santiago Lozoya @Houdini_Bitch]

Pro and Cons of watching a WNBA game
Pros:
Tickets cheap af
A lot of pretty women balling up
Refs let them play tough, not a lot of calls
Men’s bathroom doesn’t have a huge line
Cons: still takes forever to get a beer