John Michael Dawes

Part of the Dawes triple threat, with @ButterflyBrite and @FatedUnderstudy, Married to @DelilahAevum. Politician, reluctant seer, goof. || #RP #OC #Vampire

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

"Is that Peter with a tazer?"
"Why does he have a car battery?"
"Somebody wake up Victor."

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

Every now and then, I'm @poeticimmortal's son.

The days when I'm listening to punk rock music, for example. #DamnTheMan

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

Also, where the fuck is @BlackRoseFlynn? This is Star Wars. Mandatory viewing, people.

If he's not here by Empire, I'm hunting him down.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

Also, put down the phone, Dad. There's going to be a quiz later.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

Dude, make that three movies, because you need to learn the difference between Star Trek and Star Wars. https://t.co/jw6fRFuaSW

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@JasonBik Do the Star Wars Extended Universe novels count in this? If so, then hell yes. See also: comic books.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

I convinced @poeticimmortal to download Subway Surfer. Am now watching my proper, vampire father swear at his phone. This is hilarious.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@JasonBik She could tell you, but it would totally cost you your immortal soul.

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@BranCrisp Considering the kind of people I like, it could still totally qualify you as evil. Just the awesome kind of evil. >:)

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@BranCrisp Absolutely. You're good people, Brandee.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@BranCrisp It's funny. My mom used to tell me things like that. Sometimes, I really miss her.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@BranCrisp Yeah, I mean, I knew a lot of people who thought otherwise, but I always figured it was. But I'm not the brightest bulb.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@BranCrisp I used to love graphic novels. All through high school I always had one in my backpack. Glad you don't look down on them.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

All I know is that I'm glad my secretary didn't ask questions when I told her to reschedule my appointments for tonight.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

Not sure if I should tell @ParumLupus never to let me drink again or demand we repeat last night at least once a month.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@BranCrisp I'm not good on books that don't have pictures. But shows, I can do.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@BranCrisp Uh. Heh. Sorry, um... Ma'am? And yeah. My brother Jamie got me hooked. He's into the British shows.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@BranCrisp Dude, if I was a misanthropic, Irish book store owner, Bernard would be my spirit animal.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

P.S.: My family is the best. I fucking love you guys.

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

Wesley uses 'leap into John's arms'. It's super effective. https://t.co/MfItY3lxpb

[Wesley Mason @ParumLupus]

Can I really be stolen if I'm jumping into your arms saying, "yay!" ? ;D https://t.co/YJJd8Pma4M

[John Michael Dawes @HourglassKeeper]

@ParumLupus It was one of those simple robberies. Like... Give me the Wesley and nobody gets hurt. ^_^