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How its going
How it ended up….

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The Cromwell PTA will be providing refreshments and probably dancing while we do so 😬

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@simonharris_mbd Imagine if British farmers were paid properly and we didn’t need to import as much. Wouldnt that just be a crazy idea?!?!?

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

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Happy Birthday my wonderful Bean 💕 @beaniebobbles

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From an overthinker.
What are the rest of you thinking about all day?
Genuinely, how do I midthink? Or underthink?

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The most overrated Christmas con- Winter Wonderland.

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It is the middle of November and no one has given me a chocolate advent calendar yet. Just putting that fact out into the universe. manifesting or whatever

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Everytime I look back at our wedding photos. My favourite changes 💕

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My 2 year old has been here before, I swear.
We visited the flowers for #QueenElizabeth at Sandringham. He took a knee and bowed his head. No one else was on bended knee.

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How are we still talking about #MeghanMarkle ? Leave the girl alone, she just wants a quiet life away from it all. Thats why she is just out there doing quiet life things like podcasts, tv appearances and interviews. She clearly doesn’t want all this attention

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You may have felt powerful in your life. But unless you have ever been a 2 year old with an all inclusive wristband that you just need to flash to get as much ice cream as you want.
I doubt you have known true power #toddlers #Heatwave2022 #Ibiza

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When the slo-mo goes horribly wrong.
Promise I would have saved him… #ibiza

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Why do I look like a genie though?!? 🧞‍♀️

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My 5 year old daughter watched the football. She has no idea quite what she witnessed but I will remind her. She will know #Lionesses #WEuro2022Final

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Phoebe told her gymnastics teacher that she needed the bathroom. So I had to come off the balcony to take her. As soon as I got there she said “I dont need a wee mummy, I was just wondering if you could order me a pizza for after gym”
I ordered it- kid’s got smarts

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It takes me going to a city to realise how much I love being a country girl.
2 minute walk from my house and I can get away from people and just walk for miles in peace 💕

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

You can live without heat and clothing and even sex. But you cannot live without food. Please support British farming.

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Somehow we are raising posh children- 5 year old just said “mummy, we cant possibly go into @McDonalds. We have not booked a table”😂

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You have one child and you think they have taken up your whole heart. Then somehow, a second born just doubles your hearts capacity 💕

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@LuukeAndrew Honestly, the whole season had me in tears