House of Goose

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Hoobastank - The Reason

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You know you’re old when the Publix playlist is fire 🔥

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My wife is a feminist.

Right up until there is a bug- in which case, we quickly learn there are “boy jobs”.

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You don’t know sacrifice and patience until one day you’re sweating inside your warm house and you hear your wife say “I’m cold.”

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Let’s get silly, bitches!!!

Signed,
God’s Silliest Goose