Lauren

@kevinsterne tweets things that I say. I help make @funnylookingdog

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Even when it is 100° i still want hot coffee in the morning

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BPE big pasta energy

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Am I allowed to include audio books on my goodreads read list

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Also the blue of the sky at dusk

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Also the smell of hose water on hot pavement

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Today I was reminded of how pavement stays warm at night after a hot day and you can walk around barefoot and have warm feet sometimes summer is nice

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We are in hammock szn my friends

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Adjusting to life with bangs. It’s going well.

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They say good fences make good neighbors but our neighbors just put up a bad fence

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good morning twitter #submissions are #open for our second experiment https://t.co/svL1npRP1D

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My dog is whining at me while I stand up at the counter and eat cold leftover sesame chicken

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Really grateful that my job isn’t emails and I get to use my hands and brain and move my body and no screens feeling good today

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@ldotgoldberg Jk unless

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My job is arts and crafts

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Nice log pile

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my dad has been feeding gingerbread almonds to a neighborhood squirrel from his hand at the kitchen window.

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Opening a new night club called “fully vaxxxed”

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@kevinsterne I can’t relate

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I wish the internet would stop trying to sell me stuff

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Having a nice spring