Steve “The House” Smith

YMCA All-American. Multi-sport Athlete. Gap Year Connoisseur. Covid-Eligibility Advocate. #MillerTime

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

This is what being coached by Mike Norvell does to a guy

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Former 4 star FSU CB Chuck Kennon has been dismissed from the team. Kennon was the top recruit in the 2026 class.

He was arrested yesterday with these charges:

-AGGRAVATED FLEEING TO ELUDE (TRAF3037)
-FALSE IMPRISONMENT (KIDN5003)
-RESISTING OFFICER WITHOUT VIOLENCE (COPS1001)

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@Iam_h1m @LargeBobArm Never.

They just did not select me for this game, even though I met the criteria to be selected.

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@LargeBobArm @Iam_h1m Multiple sources tell myself and Pete Thamel that @Iam_h1m was not seen at the Cotton Bowl on Saturday for Red River. It is still unclear what this means in terms of potential ramifications that may come down from the league, and from Large Bob’s Red River Archived Footage.

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@Iam_h1m @LargeBobArm “Why’d the bouncer not let you into the bar Friday night Steve?”

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@Iam_h1m Fuck u where you breathe

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@Iam_h1m I dont think I will. World needs to know.

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

Not to dox, but @Iam_h1m is actually a regional manager at the Plano Texas Chilli’s and he LOVES cutting people off even if they are just a little drunk not all the way drunk

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@Iam_h1m @LargeBobArm Greatness comes from within. We got off schedule this weekend. We need to get back to the basics and work on executing the gameplan. Let’s all look in the mirror and do a little soul searching. Then we come back ready to play. Ball up top.

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@Iam_h1m @JarJarDr1nks Gotta respect a guy that doubles down

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@surfsideballer breakfast of champions

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

They are taking away the ctrl button on my keyboard at work today

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@MrBusby4o8 Think the only debatable one is Passionfruit and Ghost Town

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@Niffabored16985 @MrBusby4o8 Meh the concept of Ghost Town had potential to be top 5 but he didn’t execute on the lyrics enough for the song to warrant that type of hype

Putting your hand on a stove won’t make it bleed, so that’s just lazy songwriting

If kanye made this before he went insane its top 5 fs

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

Holy fuck It Ends was good

2026 really might be the best year for movies since I’ve been alive

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@ChrisKlemmer Hokum, Send Help, and Bugonia all deserve to be on this list

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

The only correct ball knower answer is

1. Kyrie
2. Klay
3. Dame
4. PG

[MIKE GRIER stan account @AndyKHLiu]

This is actually an amazing debate lol

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@AndyKHLiu Not sure what the debate is

Kyrie
Klay
Dame
PG

Ez

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

This would have been nice to know yesterday before I ordered 7 Doritos Locos Deluxe Tacos and absolutely housed them…

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Health officials investigate Taco Bell's role in one of the largest US outbreaks of an illness causing explosive diarrhea.

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

@remarks This would have been nice to know yesterday before I ordered 7 Doritos Locos Deluxe Tacos and absolutely housed them… #SENDHELP

[Steve “The House” Smith @HouseRulesSteve]

#ad of the day #CHANGETHEWORLD one scoop at a time