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There's no way Paper beats Rock in Rock Paper Scissors. Have you seen paperweights? Those are literally just rocks pinning paper down like a weak opponent.
@chancetherapper@SpiderMan Did you ever play that old SpiderMan game with the joystick and it have like five different games on there or something? That was the GAME!