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un-fuck-witable

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

one sip of beer into the night:

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

You can’t be mediocre but demand excellence.

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

I’m tired of instant quotes online that require an email/phone number to see the quote. Just give me that damn price so I can decide right there. You having my information not gone change my decision.

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

Im always outside and I just noticed something. What happened to the mosquitos? I’m not mad they’re gone but I haven’t been bit by one in years. #BigBugSpray has prevailed.

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

Sometimes I miss being broke, I don’t have that hunger in me anymore. I’m so lazy now compared to 22 me. I would be ashamed (a little impressed) of who I am now.

[ICElationist @ICElationist]

“My faggot in communism”

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

THEY PUTTING COVID VACCINES IN THE CHOCOLATE MILK.

[Amazon Prime @Pinky_Balboaaa]

I don’t have strong feelings for or against the dress code . I just want ppl to stop showing up to places smelling like weed.
That’s what’s gotten ridiculous.

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

The only thing I miss about being fat is I was strong as hell. I was the most active fat non professional athlete ever. I was doing 50+ mile bikes rides and benching 200+ on regular days like it was nothing. I can’t do that now. I have to pick my activities carefully.

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

I got a new iPhone earlier this year and it’s been misspelling/inaccurately replacing words nonstop; I’m tired of fighting it. I don’t even care anymore.

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

We now live in a society where everyone thinks it’s okay to be terrible at their job because they don’t get paid enough whilst also expecting good service/products from every place they visit because they’re spending their “hard earned money”. And that’s why everything sucks now.

[$ @jxtsummer]

all this shit just to die on a random day

[③ @zurskiii]

A nigga that will DM you about a woman is a nigga that will kill you

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

I remember it was purge week at my college & I deadass was in the Bursars office with a bunch of niggas who parents dropped them off in $80k cars in 2014 crying because they couldn’t find $3k to cover their remanding balance and that told me what I needed to know.

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

I promise students at these HBCUs not as impoverished and helpless as yall make it seem on this app. 😂

[* ** ******* @HOV615]

Have I showered every single day in a year? No. Have I showered 2+ times in a single day multiple times in a year? Yes. So you’re right, I take more than 365 showers in a year.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Nobody showers 365 times a year. Absolutely nobody.

[jovan @ehjovan]

my favorite sim died in a drive by shooting last night like i need to stop adding mods