Oscar Meyer

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@michellexotter Literally the cutest

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@miissy_x I could but I might just end up moving to where you are

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@babyshailo

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@mtndwr That’s crazy. I’m really craving my dick in some ass.

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@ElectraRayne Any chance they’re sending you to Akron, Ohio next weekend?

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@michellexotter Jesus Michelle, you just might be the most beautiful woman ever

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@michellexotter Love this. Do you go to DragonCon by any chance? I’m thinking about coming down to check it out this year.

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Club Pittsburgh tonight? Who’s in?

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@ClubPittsburgh How early?

[Scott @GoodJobScott]

ICE has assassinated two US citizens in broad daylight in less than three weeks. If you haven’t been paying attention, this should be your wake up call. No more excuses, no more “it was just a joke” or “they shouldn’t have been in the way” or any of that bullshit. This is real.

[Scott @GoodJobScott]

@FoxNews Fuck Trump’s $2,000. I want my $878,734.62 and I’m not paying $1 more in taxes until I get it. Share if you agree.

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@itsvaynez I got you

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@xbiancamarie Let’s go

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@shyxangel Me

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Who is near Richfield, Ohio? Thinking about having a little hotel party this weekend

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@tallgirlkatiee

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@Bri_So_Sexy2010 When are you trying to cream on this big dick?

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@Bri_So_Sexy2010 When?

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Plato’s Retreat tonight?

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@simplyme519 Uh oh. I just liked yours too. Now what?