One time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I said “Sam but you can call me captain ravioli” and my dad just looked at me and said “what the fuck was that? don’t do that” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.
Man Chipotle really sucks now. How am I going to be in your establishment and you’re telling me the vinaigrette dressing is for online orders only. Bro, I’m standing in front of you and we can both see a pile of cups full of the vinaigrette, give me one
This is Skye, the heckin’ loyal Golden floof who straight-up refuses to let her favorite hooman head off to college. pure bond magic that’ll melt your heart. would skip class for more snuggles. 🐶❤️
This is Zeus. He's 13 and can't howl quite like he used to. But that doesn't stop him from stepping pup when his community needs him. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
First teaser for ‘JURY DUTY’ Season 2.
This season follows employees on a company retreat except the business isn’t real & all the employees are actors except for one man.
Releasing March 20 on Prime Video.
Can't lie: Was really hoping when they threw to Erin Andrews, Jaxon Smith-Njigba was going to open with:
"When you test me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree..."
Still an all-timer 😂�