Ben Koski

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Today I learned that some sea slugs can separate their heads from their bodies as an escape mechanism, over a few weeks they grow a new body. I’m willing to sell my Sea Slug Man idea to Marvel now #AvengersDisassemble

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It’s nice that flashlights help me see at night. It’s not nice that it turns me into the bug king

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I’ve once again managed to pack a top heavy suitcase 😕

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@Millennialclea1 What doesn’t kill you makes you… stranger

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I too can lift things 5000 times the body weight of an ant, but you don’t hear me making a big deal about it 🙄

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I reached in a box of crackers, and was alarmed to find all the crackers had been crumbled up. Alas, it was actually a bag of granola

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Working nights is always exciting, sometimes you can only sleep like 5 hours and then the next day you sleep a good 18 😵‍💫

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Pushing down on the earth at 9.8 m/s^2

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Spotify Blend is a carefully crafted weapon of shame

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I love when I find reminders for myself in the notes app. Today I woke up to “zoom with cats” - an idea so good I had to write it down before falling asleep.

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@Millennialclea1 The Fresh Prince of Brewed Air

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Today I ran the coffee grinder without beans. Night shift at it again

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Having static during the winter reminds me why I’d never choose to have an electric super power. It hurts every time I get out of the car 🥲

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It’d make sense with context

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@MandoChaires Coincidentally this is my second favorite greeting

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“Good morning” is my favorite greeting - it’s just unfortunate that at some point in the day people give me weird looks instead of saying it back.

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@Millennialclea1

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2:30 AM thought: I wonder why arm hair stops growing at such a short length… not that I’m ungrateful

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I’ve come to the realization today that “broski” is a common term and not, in fact, a name people call me due to my last name ending with “oski”

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@Millennialclea1

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@MandoChaires 😂😂😂

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The interesting thing about pasta is if you cook it long enough it will return to it’s original crunchy state