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Gay and stuff

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

I’m calling it now. That’s gonna be the Gru room.

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

JUST ANNOUNCED: Universal Parks & Resorts plans to bring a new concept for families with young children to Frisco, Texas!

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

I’m starting a death cult around this. Who’s in?

[Popeye @popeyetweetsk]

2.24.23 👀

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

why the avatars just look like a random dominican you'd see in NY

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

@lapislavender sword of damocles ass bitch

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

It’s 3am stickerbrush symphony on repeat crying.

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

This is sadder than that baby shoes sentence

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

I showed up to my local card shop and beat a dude in a lab coat that called himself “professor josh”. I’d kill myself if I was him

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

Bet you can’t guess where I’m writing this. Can you hear the water smell the cat litter see the hard water stains

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

My body is a burden now. I spend each day finding new ways that the breaks inside me bleed out into life. I spend 1 or 2 nights a week now doing breathing treatment. Either I’m unable to breath lying down or the whistle and gurgle of my breath keeps me awake.

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

It’s an interesting new phase to go into. Sick boy phase. I’m thinking about making patches

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

@lapislavender I mean it’s non toxic. Go eat some.

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

This is what they took from us

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

I’m just gonna say it. He’s gay.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Never thought about it before, but you know that famous picture of a bunch of construction workers sitting on a girder way up in the sky and having lunch? Well, here's the photographer who took that picture: Charles C. Ebbets.

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

I can’t be racist. I’m friends with Franklin the turtle

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

Japanese curry + poutine?

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

“No a papa a plumber is a good profession. I a don’t wana be a doctor”

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

I also don’t understand who her music is for. Even her most pop hits feel deeply personal in the most boring way. It’s like a memoir of a former presidential candidate. I’m sure Edmund Muskie peaks someone’s interest but not mine.

[howdycat @HowdyHowdycat]

“But fifteen seconds later, thеy were clappin' too?” Is straight up someone would lie about on tumblr. How can anyone think that this is impactful music.