Howie Dizzle

Audio Engineer / Music Enthusiast

band is better than your band.

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@NFL this aerial view thing is dumb... good for replays but come on, man. #dumb #camerafail

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@DAZN_CA_Help What happened to my LA Rams vs. Colts game? It was available right until the game started now it's gone.

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Two ladies wearing overalls walking down the street... Stimulate stereotypes much? #Toronto #imanasshole

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War.

What is it good for?

Increasing domestic manufacturing.

#Murica

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Saying you "like to travel" is like saying "I like breathing"... who the fuck doesn't like to travel? Cookie cutter bullshit #TinderLife

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@Orioles your coach is a cunt

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Bitching out banks for freezing my account so I can be protected. "I was out with a girl last night and now I look like an asshole." #fuckme

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There is no grave deep enough for low lives like me...

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So your boyfriend bought you a dog?

Not a psychic but can't wait to see you put up selfies with #myonlyman

#whiteboyproblems
#fuckyall

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I think I'm at the age where the general rule to women is they are two of three things:

Taken, hot or a mom.

#whiteboyproblems

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"Why do people always tell me I'm skinny? Not my fault, this is how I am."

True, however doing blow 4 times a week doesn't help #whitegirls

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Is WebMD designed to just scare the living shit out of people? That was a mistake lol I might have lupus, MS, cancer, diabetes, etc. etc.

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I kinda wonder how far this thin condom technology will go. #Durex slogan in 2025:

"Trust us... you're wearing one"

#Lol #funny #condoms

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Lebron is hands down one of the most powerful forwards in the history of the NBA... so why is he such a little bitch when people get rough?

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So dude pushes off Johnson and raps get the foul? #wethenorth #gettingfuckedoneveryfoul

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Dying your hair silver makes you look less like Khallissi and more like an evil witch from a kids movie. #Tinder #whiteboyproblems

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@MiamiHEAT entire organisation are a bunch of cunts for defending your bitch of a guard. Can't wait to knock you fuckers out of the playoffs

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Sapiosexual? You mean... the idea that a true connection is based on more than looks? What a fucking concept. #morons #stupidterm #fuckoff

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To people who don't flush toilets... get rid of your shit!!! #literally #peasandrice #firstworldproblems

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Until you're out here, it's impossible to understand the magnitude of the mountain range. #BClife #stoked #beautiful