HowlingAnderzin

Swamp/Monster

[HowlingAnderzin @HowlingAnderzin]

I used to date this girl, and whenever we had sex, she’d make direct eye contact with me and say, “Oh, wow, you’re jizzing a boatload,” every time I came, in the most emotionally detached tone I’ve ever heard.

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@dash_r_media It was certainly spicy and...other... things

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Eating at an Indian restaurant for the first time was a lot like losing my virginity. I cried a little, shit my pants, and the woman smelled terrible.

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@CourierSion6 LMAO.

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Every time I've tried to watch Avengers: Endgame The Bull makes me get up and make him a sandwich, and when I come back with it he's turned it off and is watching Meet The Browns. I still don't know what happens.

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@Jacksukku Something spicy, and terrible, a putrid tartness. I had strep throat for weeks

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@WPcky You were I remember. Good times.

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@HowlingBR2049K $20 for the food and the loss of virginity

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@themurderwave Crab cum. Crab cum outside and inside

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@HowlingBenoit Crab rancoom on my face

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@WPcky I did. Inside my jeans

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@DollFoidEdits Inside my jeans everywhere

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@HowlingJimJones Crab cum everywhere

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@howlingflowerO I did ❤️

[HowlingAnderzin @HowlingAnderzin]

Do we get to be that troon lady with the weird nipples and permanent sad face?

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March into battle with the Odysseus and Agamemnon @odysseymovie Outfits, now available in the Shop.

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@mothm0ther

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Smelling the sit down air of the down syndrome girl I went to junior high with had me feeling some type of way.

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@ProphetofS Right before I get put in a 3 day coma.

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The head game of a man fighting for his life is probably second to none.

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@snow_frog8 Straight up. A penis will be in my mouth before the end of the battle.

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@GeniusKhaan I'll do anything for $7000

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Well it's about time 💎

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@EyepatchMcCaine It's one of the earliest forms of Aikido

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@GeniusKhaan I'll be real with you. I have no idea why they followed me, but I'm happy they did.

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@HowlingTroon0 This is what I thought too. I don't go for that kind of prejudice.

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What did I do?!

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@MeJohnson13743 @PerryALPHA Dodge. Roll. Punch. Suck Penis. Survive.