Jackson Howl

Semper Fi cause Goonies Never Say Die!
Non-Bestselling Author of Stuff and Things.
I am the only me.
IYKYK!

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

Five shows to get to know me.

Firefly
Cowboy Bebop
Sports Night
That 70's Show
Expedition Unknown

[Tribal Spidey @Spidey_ReignsFN]

Five shows to get to know me

- Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- Daredevil
- The Wire
- Batman the Animated Series
- South Park

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

@EliasofNE The fact that you don't understand says more about you than it does them.

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@Raindropsmedia1 I hope we leave this ignorance in 2026.

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@KristiNoem Ella untagged herself because no one wants to be connected to you in any way.

And next time you want to kill a dog, remember, you're just a b***h too.

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 Hell No.

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@KennethMGRAY2 You too Kenneth.

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Have a blessed Sunday funday everyone.

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

Yes, Ole Miss did just beat LSU. Now f**k off Lane Kiffen.

#StayInYourLane

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

@chairshotsports @PatMcAfeeShow The Pat McAfee glazing should also be studied.

Not everyone that is hated is a martyr.

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

@luvmvrs "You have to go..."

Those 4 words just saved that reporters life.

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

@SirJeremyLondon I actually tied for 2nd place last week in the Amateur bracket of a local singles league I play in.

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

You have absolutely no proof that I'm not a figment of your imagination.

[KENNETH M. GRAY @KennethMGRAY2]

It's been said that Stephen King got his start writing fortune cookies.

Mythic Picnic has given me the honor of guest-curating another micro-anthology to be published on Twitter (X) on or about Sept 29th. It will feature 12 stories.
Mythic Picnic will pay $25 USD through PayPal for each accepted story.
The story must be no more than 350 words, including the title & bio.
The prompt is: Fortune Cookie.
I'm looking for 'fortune cookie' to be the impetus of the story and look forward to reading what all you talented writers come up with.
Accepting submissions Aug 20 through Sept 20.
Please send your submissions and any questions to [email protected]

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

@adrenaIinIendnz And that's why I keep multiple sanding sponges on me at all times. ����🤣😂

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@mymixtapez All the dog owners in the comments acting like little bitches. If your dog comes at me like that, I'm kicking the shit out of it. If we gotta throw hands after, then so be it.

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

New Shirt, New Hat. I actually have a date...

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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So, an Australian referee at the world cup nailed everyone with the Circle Game and now soft people with no life want to say it was racist...

I can't stand you people.

[Jackson Howl @HowlJackson]

I've been divorced since Oct 2025 and not once have I tried to use being a single dad as a ploy to get sympathy.

I really gotta step up my game. 😂

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@cb_doge Your jaw must get tired.

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@scubaryan_ Bitch crash.