The Gaping Sphincter

Redefining physics.

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Lockdown x

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#stillinside

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#itsinside

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We know that it’s late. But we’d like to congratulate Mr @jgarrattcomp on his marriage, wish him all the best with his other half.

Also, we’re back...again

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We’re back

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Fuck, i missed

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Love a good alcopoo

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@The_Fizla Never think about the children. They are simply uneducated in the ancient texts of the rectum

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@The_Fizla This is his legacy at stake here

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@The_Fizla You absolutley can

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Love when you have a BLT for lunch and you then see the letuce floating about in your shit

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@The_Fizla This is most displeasing

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Have you ever just sat on the throne, gone to take a poo and shat out an angry bigoted orange with a wig. That was us with donald trump

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@jgarrattcomp I've come to fist your bum again

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@jgarrattcomp hello darkness my old friend

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I'd like to formally apologise for shitting out Donald Trump. I'd take him back up into the rectum, but he's a pretty nasty shit

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Just had the single most relieving shit of all time, think i shat out the continent of Africa

[Oladeinde Olumide @OLU_MIghty007]

The Viking chant is not for you, France. It's for Iceland. It's so weird seeing France do it #GERFRA

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Sphincter

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@J__Garratt @MrAlanAhmet

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May the rectum be with you... always #RectumWars