Howard Prince

Retired Superior Court Mediator. Now-Pez dispenser repairman, zither tuner & diligently working to end the heartbreak of Anatidaephobia one victim at a time.

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5- courses to ensure younger generations achieve proficiency in the language.

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1- Executive Order designates shaking empty beer can at wife as official language of the U.S. In a new attempt to promote efficiency & unity in the way the Americans communicate, President Donald tRump issued an executive order Wednesday that designated shaking an empty beer can

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4- communicated with each other. It’s the greatest language in the world & to elevate any other foreign language above it would be an insult to our cherished American culture.” tRump implored schools across the country to institute in-depth empty-beer-can-shaking-at-spouse

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5- the Guardians & the Diamondbacks?" asked church member Jeff Webbleton. "Why does Satan tempt us so? A solution was found as Milton announced he would be hosting an anti-World Series party where the men could come over to his house & drink lemonade while watching Left Behind.

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3- it would violate his conscience. "I mean, I have to root for someone, right? Or it's not a proper ball game," Milton said. "I guess devils are at least kind of spiritual, & we are supposed to believe in them. But cheer for them? I can't do that. But on the other hand -- beer!

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4- Oh, this is hard!" Milton reportedly shared his frustration with a local men's prayer group. He learned others felt similarly & some were even planning on boycotting the World Series altogether. "Is it too much to ask for a good, clean game between

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2- unsure whether to root for the team named after beers or the team named after devils. Rob Milton, a longtime member of 2nd Baptist Church, expressed excitement over Friday's 1st game of the World Series until he realized that no matter which team he rooted for,

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1- Baptist baseball fans torn between rooting for a team named after the Devil or a team named after beer. A full-time Baptist & part-time baseball fan is reportedly struggling ahead of the coming World Series matchup between the Milwaukee Brewers & the Tampa Bay Devil Rays,

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5- as his wife Connie Chung stood by his side.

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1- The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Omar's DNA test. Povich, who spent decades unveiling DNA results on live television, recreated his old show set & the classic envelope

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4- "Lies! Fake DNA! Noooo!" cried Omar as agents dragged her away from Povich. Povich, ever the professional, never flinched once amid the chaos. DHS then announced that Povich would also be contracted to do a DNA reveal about Senator Elizabeth Warren's Native American ancestry.