Evan Kaiser

Its not about how fast you mow, but how well you mow fast

[Evan Kaiser @Howthekaiserolz]

Word

[Evan Kaiser @Howthekaiserolz]

@RobHoopRunning @ethanjhermann Haha I only kid… Happy smashing miles brethrens

[Evan Kaiser @Howthekaiserolz]

@ethanjhermann @RobHoopRunning

[Matthew Centrowitz @MattCentrowitz]

😂😂😂

[Will Howard @whoward_]

THE Ohio State University.

Thank you God!!

[Evan Kaiser @Howthekaiserolz]

@R_Bar32 Vitale drastically -- Vitale drastically overestimates the impact recency bias in a teams mid season ranking compared preseason top 10 talent' You got that from Reece Davis '2023 hoops preview, page 98, right? Yeah, I read that too. Were u gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us?

[Evan Kaiser @Howthekaiserolz]

*Some dude tells you Alabama is gonna win the national championship

Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just got finished readin' some advanced analytics manifesto -- Kenpom probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'til next round when…

[Evan Kaiser @Howthekaiserolz]

about, you know, the analytical edge gained by betting on teams ranked in the top 12 of the week 6 AP poll. #MADNESSBABYYY

[Evan Kaiser @Howthekaiserolz]

you get to Jay Bilas, and then you're gonna be talkin' about how 100% of the national champions have reached the semifinals of their conference tournaments dating back to 1993. That's gonna last until next year -- you're gonna be in here regurgitating Seth Greenberg, talkin'…

[Jonathan Gault @jgault13]

Craziness in mile 18!

Daniel Do Nascimento, with a two-minute lead in the NYC Marathon, ducks into a portapotty.

He spent 18 seconds in there, according to ESPN's John Anderson.

When you've gotta go, you've gotta go.

https://t.co/NSaKGl5CKd

[Temple XC/T&F @OwlsXCTnF]

Laura 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓 at the Outdoor Championships! Two silver medals in the 1500m and 800m runs!

#GoOwls🦉

[Evan Kaiser @Howthekaiserolz]

@qdoba @DelTaco @Moes_HQ I’m currently a free agent until otherwise noted (@ChipotleTweets) 👀 , whats your best offers

[Ryan Litzke @R_Litzke10]

@ChipotleTweets can we get my man @Howthekaiserolz a new burrito for being a good samaritan?

[Ryan Litzke @R_Litzke10]

@ChipotleTweets can we get my man @Howthekaiserolz a new burrito for being a good samaritan?

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Modern Seinfeld: the Uber driver

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

WILL HOWARD CAN FLY ✈️✈️

@whoward_ takes it 71-yards to the 🏠 for @KStateFB

[Whippets XC @WhippetsXC]

So incredibly proud of these two best friends, teammates and amazing young men! Two of Pennsylvania’s finest to ever run and so fitting to be named co-athletes of the year by @DLNSports

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@DWHSAthletics @DASD_Supt @dasd_dhsw @WhippetsXC

[Ryan Barton @R_Bar32]

Donate what you can ❤️💙❤️💙 https://t.co/695081eJYg

[MileSplit Pennsylvania @PennTrackXC]

Eric Albright of Garnet Valley runs 1:52.69 to win the 800m at John Hay! That’s a PR and PA#2!

Schuylkill Valley’s Luke Seymour is second overall in 1:52.75 (PA#3) from a different heat!

[Whippets XC @WhippetsXC]

Rewriting the record books takes a lot of heart and great teammates. Congratulations to new School Record Holder for 1600m Aiden Barnhill (4:09.29) and his teammates Declan Rymer (4:10.59) Holden Betz (4:19.28) and Henry Debuque (4:26.82)
@DASD_Athletics @PennTrackXC

[MELON HEADS '24 @23melons]

Sean K that dude‼️ God cannot save you #poormalvern #Helovesusforfree

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

Jim Walmsley just narrowly missed the 100K world record of 6:09:14 with his 6:09:25 (unofficially) at @HOKAONEONE’s Project Carbon X2 event. Sets a new American record with the second-fastest time ever.

11 seconds though! The last 5K looked absolutely grueling. Such a tough run.