Jason Lazar

How will the market perform today? Good or bad? Accredited investor.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Homes are 40% overpriced at 6.75% mortgage rates causing home sales to absolutely collapse.

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

@stoolpresidente Stronach is shutting Laurel Park down after the Preakness. They don’t give a shit about horse racing

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

Why do Dianna Russini and Lorna Hadjini look the same

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

Iran would come to the negotiating table if we offered them 7 hours of commercial free football

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

!!

[Jon Brooks @jonbrooks]

Housing prices are about to go negative.

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

🚨🇺🇸 US Private Credit Defaults hit an all-time high of 9.2% in 2025.

Everything is fine folks. Nothing to see here.

[Nick Gerli @nickgerli1]

U.S. pending home sales just hit the lowest levels ever for the month of February.

NAR reported a contract signing index of 72.1.

This was 28% below normal February levels, down from last year.

And 13% lower than February 2009, the depths of the last financial crash.

We're mired in the biggest U.S. housing demand depression in history, and it keeps getting worse.

The solution? Lower prices.

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

@SharonElizaDC @RepScottPerry This is gay and retarded

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

CEO’s:

McDonald’s: I love this PRODUCT
Burger King: I take BIG BITES
Wendy’s: Fries in DA SHAKE
A&W: Try our TEEN SAUCE
Freddy’s: Just happy to be here!
Taco Bell: WE JUST MADE 20 OF THE CRAZIEST FUCKING ITEMS YOU’LL EVER SEE

[foodbeast @foodbeast]

Taco Bell just unveiled 20+ new menu items for 2026 🤯

Highlights include:
🍰 Crème Brûlée Crunchwrap Slider
🥧 Baja Midnight Pie
🌮 Cheesy G Sliders
🤩 Three new Mexican Pizzas

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

@ABC I’ll turn that mf’er into Arby’s steak nuggets for this

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

@RepShriThanedar Is he okay? Don’t think I’ve ever seen a human being pose for a photo like that before in my life

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

@JesterJum

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

Going to be absolutely bonkers when Olivia Nuzzi pops up as one of the contestants on the Golden Bachelor

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

@YouTubeTV Fuck you @Disney and fuck you @espn

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

Nobody:

My iPhone: YOU LEFT YOUR AIR PODS AT HOME YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

The single most important thing we should do in American schools is teach financial education.

If you help people achieve financial security, there are many positive improvements in their life downstream of that milestone.

Teach personal finance & you can improve the country.

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

@SpursOfficial Carabao Cup 2025 was fun see you next year

[Jason Lazar @HowWillTodayGo]

@xAlexTHFC 4-1 Spurs COYS

[Ran Neuner @cryptomanran]

Bull Market Weekends!!!