Randy Allen

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Hey Matthew congrats on the ESPY for comeback player of the year...one clap....how about a retweet for your old ball coach? @Staff_9

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Definitely trying out for scots men next year

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Hopefully I can finally get a bid this year to Texas SAE....I mean I've been the head ball coach at highland park since 1999

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

If @Staff_9 throws for a 1.000 yards then it's expectable....

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

That's my kind of airport @therealgolddust

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

It's hot as hell in this fucking crane

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

I'm shitfaced @blakelafitte @therealgolddust

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a
Cumslinger

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Fed express for 17 @blakelafitte

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Throwing up is for pussies @therealgolddust

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Just burned my hands again doing finger tip push-ups on the turf

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

When did Justin beiber get cut from the us women's soccer team? @blakelafitte @therealgolddust

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

So did the e true Hollywood story of tiger woods... @blakelafitte @therealgolddust

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

After my mavs won last night I now look up to J.J Barea...no pun intended

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Just turned on the bubble over highlander...no tornado could ever tear down my hand built bubble...
@blakelafitte @therealgolddust

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Just was awarded with the smallest TMI of all time...I am so honored @blakelafitte @therealgolddust

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Agreed @OGreen2

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Can't wait to beat @blakelafitte and @therealgolddust again in the tennis season opener at the valley #ohmybadd

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Back in the real "great state" @SlobbyMO6

[Randy Allen @HpRandy_Allen]

Finally found my penis!