Down D. Stairs

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

you guys are arguing before scotus right now that your own top goal scorer shouldn’t be eligible for US citizenship

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[onion person @CantEverDie]

don’t sit on the sidewalk or the fascistic paramilitary force will disappear you

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

THIS CANNOT BE REAL LMFAO

[PatricianTV @patrician_tv]

freedom

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Jaw grinding, pupils dilated, scanning the room for someone to pitch a restaurant idea to... you can the Sec War is READY to show you his favorite youtubes

[the @Amanseeks]

Powerscaling dictates this means an 8 year old can beat the CIA

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

Galveston, Texas is kinda like this

[Xannon The Buses @xannon199]

I will now be referring to gay sex as "Breaking clays in Edgefield County" for the foreseeable future.

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

[Socialists for Musk @thedarkprowler]

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Yes Gavin you do look remarkably similar to someone who murdered a homeless man