Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The code word is Rochambeau, dig me?

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

@Kieran99262935 @mori_miramercy @sweepingsteph @deathmothmanon So it's bad for men to be legally married because they're suddenly held responsible for taking care of THEIR OWN children, whereas unmarried men have the luxury of neglecting them - and latter is somehow the ideal scenario?!
Jesus take the wheel.

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

And you know you're recovering when you see 'figs' in your schedule and think of the fruit

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

You know your PhD has ruined your life when your friends are messaging you about the pub and you read it as 'publication'

#phdchat

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

3/3 Seb would fucking hate me for this but this is my favourite La La Land song. It's literally fire 🔥
👏👏@johnlegend https://t.co/BoHNpIAKqR

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

I have 3 musical notes to share (pun intended):

1/3 I just realised that when I listened to A White Demon Love Song on repeat in 2010 & Somebody told me+Mr Brightside in 2013-present, it was the same ass band!!! I'm sorry @thekillers

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

2/3 What are the odds that Edward Cullen's favourite Debussy is Clair de Lune and not like, Arabesque no 1. or sth?! Or was the former not a cliché before Twilight? 🤔

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

Ceci n'est pas un subtweet. 🔌

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

I wish people applied the @BTP's slogan to their interpersonal relationship issues. "See it, say it, sorted." 🤝✅

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

@Lin_Manuel I need Lin to film a live reaction to his imposter who uploads 'his demos' pleeeease https://t.co/jT5BTGQ44c

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

Did I miss the memo about International Drop Your New Song Day?
@Adele @EnjoyJaredBrady @asolermusic @wiztheemcee @BerkesOliver
How do so many bops come out within 24h? 🙏💯🔥

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

The Hungarian government when they see a rainbow flag 🏳️‍🌈:

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Watch @KChenoweth shine in this one-take musical masterpiece. Sing along to "Tribulation" and catch up on #Schmigadoon only on Apple TV+ https://t.co/31lJwo6pll

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

Dear Society,
Get off my back!
Thank you,
A.

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

Why do I keep having the urge to use the word "awesomesauce"? I really don't want this. #help

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

No. 1 piece of advice for cycling in May: Do not open your mouth!

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

So, I really think something is wrong when it's easier to learn CSS coding than use a visual editor to achieve stuff 😤 #WordPressDevelopment #whyyoudothis #youremakingthishardsoIpayforsomeonefromyourcompanytodoitforme

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

PSA about hand washing 🚨🚨🚨

When you wash your hands for 20 secs, you don't need to let the water run the whole time. It wastes a lot of water and decreases the efficacy of the whole procedure.

#conservewater #COVID19 #hygiene #goodpractice #savetheplanet

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

Recientemente tengo tantos idiomas mezclados en mi mente que no sé si estoy hablando correctamente en alguno de ellos

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

I can't wait to go back to watching live theatre, if for nothing else, then to find out what all that blue lighting is all about - it looks horrendous on screen. Must be banging in person?

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

@KyriakiBakeri I wonder this whenever (even worse!) someone else identifies a mistake I made 🙈

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

@MillyVanillyX @alizowolabi Jajaj ¡me volvería loca!

[Allie 🦄🇭🇺🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HRHAliz]

I've exchanged no less than 8 phone calls and 8 emails with a company I commissioned a gift from, because things keep coming up and changing on my end. I'm convinced they think I'm messing with them and I'll go down as the most annoying client of 2020 🙈 #aita #yesiam