Mortimer☮️

Raconteur, actor, party guest, bartender, and friend.

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@SchmittNYC This you?

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@CecilyTynan @chris_sowers @6abc 😢

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@CecilyTynan @chris_sowers @6abc I'm really sad to see him go.

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@TheKateMulgrew @AOC @StephenAtHome @colbertlateshow @KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz You have always been my favorite captain!

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@Number10cat That is, before the beheadings.

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@Number10cat Cats rule the world.

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@NoLieWithBTC Once again giving credence to the time-worn adage 'As exhausted as a rent boy during the RNC.'

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@DJJerryMcGee This has been all over my feed, very silly!

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@elonmusk

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@MeghanMcCain Liars gonna lie. McCain can't help herself, folks.

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It's one thing to complain about the border crisis, it's another to question who is hiring all these people.
They wouldn't be clamoring to get here if they weren't getting jobs.

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@mikepompeo

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@KevPG13 Bwahaahaa!!!

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Since Meta is down, how's it going over here with all the Nazis and racists? #meta #Facebook #threads #INSTAGRAM

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@realTuckFrumper Aren't most Central and South American nations heavily catholic? Isn't aiding the needy a biblical mission?

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Dear @FXNetworks If I wanted to read all the dialog in 'Shōgun' I would have read the bloody book! #ShogunFX

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@MollyJongFast How many plane tickets do women need now, one for each embryo or is there a group discount?

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Do I have to pay for two airline tickets when I'm carrying an embryo? #RoeVember

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I love that @paramountplus forced me to watch an ad about #HaloTheSeries right before I watched the latest episode of @Halo even tho I pay for the ad-free version. So meta, I guess.

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A group of people who are adamantly against a drag queen reading to kids, devoutly follow a man who wears full face make-up and hairspray.
#ItsACult #fatnixon