High School Draft

Giving you up to date information regarding Trades, draft picks, FA signings, injuries, and even recruitment all leading up to the High School Draft.

[Jake Miller @jmillr26]

Medford Police will send 10 squad cars to a high school party but can't send an officer to direct traffic at a broken stop light

[MARS @austinmarsdale]

When someone talking shit but you gotta graduate first

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Here's everyone trying out for their role in the new DiCaprio movie

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BREAKING: Shawnee girls continue to think they run shit. Fun fact, they do not.

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Scumbag Catholic

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Sad news today as Shawnee's Jake Parola and Cherokee's Evan Powell have died from drowning in pussy following the states wins. #PrayForChow

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THIS JUST IN: Shawnee girls instagram pictures with caption "We did it." When, in fact, they didn't do anything.

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Looks like Timber Creek's eighth grader recruitment didn't work this year either. Renegades with the back to back championships.

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BREAKING: Lenape will now be holding a bocce ball and cornhole tournament on Sunday in place of the state championship they will NOT be at.

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Lenape, excited about their win against Shawnee, soon realized that it doesn't mean shit and that their season is over.

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BREAKING: Hammonton realizes they "ain't shit" as they get railed by the Renegades. On to states for the big blue.

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THIS JUST IN: Suburban white teen girls tweet about how much they hate Obama, yet have been spoon-fed their entire lives by their parents.

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The Seneca High School starter pack

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Following in the footsteps of @AustinGrose1, @maxhaggerty5 has also decided to pursue his lifelong dream of modeling!

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Following @RoadhouseKillah, @JordanStroud6 has also committed to Jackson Road University! "I...I really like playing in the mud," he grunts.

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THIS JUST IN: Shawnee football standout receiver @AustinGrose1 has now quit football to pursue his dream of modeling.

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Standout freshman soccer player @jakederinger retires after 4 straight years with the team. "They were just too good" Tug says.

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Seneca's football team gathers this morning to take team pictures.

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5 star Civic drag racing recruit @NickSamuelian commits to BCC today. "It saves gas for my tin can, JDM af tho." Nicky says.

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Former Shawnee tennis star @camkrooo signs to Alabama today. "I hope to act extremely southern like my predecessor @leximontagna" she says.