Hans Schulzke

dad, husband, software "engineer"

[Hans Schulzke @HSchulzke]

@ZhenDeRen @mikitaposts It’s a little of this and a little of that. Finance may have migrated to us during WWII, but the industrial base that armed the Brits and Soviets to win that war preexisted the capital migration.

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@FreddyLA7 It is a rainforest! Much of the American south is subtropical rainforest, and it lives up to the designation. We just had 10 straight days of rain in Birmingham.

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@elsathora You’re about to learn why so many of us are diabetic or pre-diabetic. It’s worth it.

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@FreddyLA7 As Americans, we’re overwhelmed by these too. I get one of the same two choices every time, but it makes you feel like you are missing out.

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@FreddyLA7 An American treasure. Nobody else will be there for you when you want a burrito at 2am

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@Daywrotethis @romanhelmetguy The sentiment resonates, but there are a number of classics departments whose occupants seem to refute it.

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@Rothmus This edit makes them look cool. In reality they are usually just weirdly obsessed with Marvel movies and Renaissance fairs.

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@q5811kGPKY4K6sV The Brits burned the White House down just under 250 years ago. Would we dismiss a sacking of DC today because of it?

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@RomeInTheEast When would one have occasion to reference the city prior to Constantine? I’ve never heard a reference to it before he rolled up during the collapse of the tetrarchy.

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@KyleKulinski The whole world of commentary available to you, and you decided to sexualize your own mother. Incredible things happening on the left.

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There are several (or hundreds) of laws which apply to interstate activity which do not apply within a given state. Congress is allowed to regulate interstate commerce, for example, but they (theoretically) have no jurisdiction over commerce within one state. The phrase you’re referencing most commonly applies to moving guns or drugs “across state lines”— both things that have severe federal penalties which apply once the line is crossed.

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@tracewoodgrains The problem is that “let’s adjust” refers to messaging instead of to the literally insane worldviews and policies from which the messaging flows. The people who were psychotic enough to litigate peak woke didn’t change: they’re just tweaking the marketing.

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@adammocklerr Bro literally posted screenshots of him grooming a preteen. What are you talking about?

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@holland_tom Rare L for Jefferson. Americanus would be the man who conquered America (an absurd fantasy which will never happen)

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@MikeMitchNH Nobody is triggered. Just disgusted by the conceit it takes for someone who does nothing for a living calling millions of Americans “low ability.” Your entire profession is a scam based on conning young people into debt slavery. You have no ability.

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@SaraForTexLege The text thread itself is inappropriate. No “whispers” needed. He posted proof of him being inappropriate with a student, and he doxxed her in the process. Completely wild

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@TeamTalaricoHQ This is not a huge crowd. This is a small room. Hope that helps.

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@MSayswhy @magills_ @MrNukemCocaine @jamestalarico Read it, homie. Literally just read the messages.

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@JohnCornyn If “the beginning” means your career, then yes. It is the end of that. Enjoy your bullshit sinecure at Heritage or whatever nonsense is next.