Old Fashioned

我们不应该活在一个把体面与善良当作弱点的世界里

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

但段政府就有令，说她们是“暴徒”！

但接着就有流言，说她们是受人利用的。

惨象，已使我目不忍视了；流言，尤使我耳不忍闻。。。。。。沉默呵，沉默呵！不在沉默中爆发，就在沉默中灭亡。

--鲁迅<<纪念刘和珍君>>

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

Hunter Biden 2028!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

A Hunter Biden 2028 ticket becomes more and more interesting. Let's burn it to the ground 🔥🔥🔥

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

WTF GOP, literally W.T.F

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@RJDAIGOGO @shaoxianduipai 而且李焕俞郝都是外省人，围剿李登辉一个本省人，可以说是顶级牵制了。李登辉这种局都能破，甚至卸任后还能让连战宋楚瑜两位外省大佬自相残杀帮陈水扁上位，政治手腕堪称顶级。

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@wangzhian8848 王局下次拍案的时候手上绑个沙袋，工作健身两不误😂

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@caiziboshi 你就说有没有入心入脑入魂吧🤣

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@RJDAIGOGO 北欧后裔，典型土生土长明尼苏达人。可惜除了爱喝酒，没有一点像明尼苏达人，一点Minnesota Nice都没有。

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@wangzhian8848 左边是伊朗斯诺克选手Hossein Vafaei，右边是英国斯诺克选手Judd Trump，中文翻译成特鲁姆普。左边刚刚赢了右边。王局这是播报体育新闻呢，不知道评论区那些人急什么🤣

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@kingluffywang 也有道理🤣

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@kingluffywang 帕局长三天两头喝断片导致失联，说明酒量不行，人菜瘾大。海排长是明尼苏达本地人，而明州人一向认为论喝酒我们明州只服威斯康星，吊打其他州。所以我认为海排长断崖式领先。

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@DanielLeung2011 @wangzhian8848 政府没有特别关照也能拿世界冠军，反而体现了当地营商环境优秀、产业链齐全，可以自然而然孵化出世界顶尖企业。只是，这个功劳算不到具体人头上，但“不管”的不作为责任却可能追究到个人，所以当地政府要紧急公关。民营制造业充满活力，但同时政府���绩观畸形，这恰恰也是现在大环境的写照。

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

We could have a president that knows what she's talking 😭😭😭

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump votes by mail. But this week, he signed an Executive Order so you can’t.

Why? Because he is scared of your power, and he is scared of losing the midterms.

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@AchillesWille 我也同意。2024卢比奥拒绝了川普的副总统邀约，因为川普要求他先辞参议员再选副总统（他俩都注册在佛罗里达，但美国法律规定总统副总统不能来自同一个州）。川普和卢比奥没谈拢才找的万斯。但川普当选之后卢比奥又接受了国务卿的邀约。说明这个人对自己的政治资本算得很清楚。

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@caiziboshi 博士你看，这就是川主席比川粉格局大的地方了。taco也是重要人设，关键时刻有用的��毕竟谁愿意和一个一百头牛都拉不回的彪子合作���？试想一下，如果川普没有taco人设，哈梅内伊上周能放心大胆走出掩体吗？该taco时就taco，恰如川普那位偶像该烂尾时就烂尾，这才是领袖风度啊。

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@AchillesWille ��为参议院一次只改选1/3，而这次改选的席位主要都在民主党选区，所以民主党翻盘的难度很大。47%已经是川普助攻的结果了，之前连三成都不到。

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@Tracy_Wen_Liu 这我当然知道啊，您说的没错。但我只是觉得没必要把不了解这一点的人都打成“俄孝子”。。。尤其是您说是“俄孝子”的那位朋友，顶着乌克兰战士的头像，就因为不了解花滑随口评论了两句就成了“俄孝子”，所以我说这帽子扣大了

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@caiziboshi 没错，啤酒也是特供的，电话号码就在啤酒瓶底部，所以Patel要连炫十瓶才能凑齐白宫红机专线的号码🍺

[Old Fashioned @HsiChian]

@Tracy_Wen_Liu 有观点不同可以吐槽，事实错误可以批评。。。但是您哪怕不看你转发那位的主页，哪怕只看看他的头像，他怎么可能是“俄孝子”。。。这帽子扣大了