• heather •

Honestly, I just wanna have my cake & eat it to. Aaaand what I mean by that is be the life of the party and be the best mama bear ever!

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

@KristiNoem went from South Dakota “Meth: we’re on it” to the Director of Homeland Security and that speaks volumes.

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

Hayes has goals and is looking for help in achieving them! He and his friends are raising money for their school. Click the link below to check out some items for the holidays! He says thanks in advance!
https://t.co/5qhbxyinCs

[Melina Snoozy @MelinaSnoozy1]

After a great conversation with coach @AllieLeClaire, I am very grateful to receive an offer from @EIUWBB! Thanks so much for this opportunity!

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

Hey @Klondikebar ! Where’s the Heath? 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

First act of kindness completed when watching his little brother for me. He’s now in 3rd place.💙

Help support me and East Middle School! During our fundraiser, I'll be paying it forward by giving back to others. Thank you for your support! https://t.co/G93CP8w1rO #raisecraze

[Melina Snoozy @MelinaSnoozy1]

I am very grateful to receive an offer from @GoJacksWBB!! Thank you so much for this opportunity @Coach_AJ @CoachSayT!

[Melina Snoozy @MelinaSnoozy1]

After a great couple days at camp, I am very excited and blessed to receive my first D1 offer from the University of South Dakota! Thank you so much @kayla_karius, @coach_gabbyj, @CoachTy_M, and @SDCoyotesWBB!!

[Leigh Anne Tuohy @LeighAnneTuohy]

Love is not what you say…Love is what you do! #Truth ❤️

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

Ah man, girl sleeps around so she can watch his cable tv 😂

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

I gotta stop talking to @kimberlyann252825

I’m just trying to learn Spanish 😩

Also, if I were a vampire, I’d move to America🩸 @ Sioux City, Iowa https://t.co/MLvCLrHcHc

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

Did y’all know leeches have 32 brains?! 32 segments that each have a brain of their own! 😬

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

Just posted a photo @ Sioux City, Iowa https://t.co/j9M840jAUb

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

@dave_severns Let’s tear up the gym floor and put it in my house 🧡

[madelyn @Maddy_Miller2]

Man, nothing feels better than being right. Like I get it, it’s annoying as hell… but I’m ~right~ 😎

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

J just called me to ask me if I knew that tall ppl sleep longer in bed 😂���🏼‍♀️ #dadjokes

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

@cletejohnson @charmcarp1 Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

Me: aren’t you married?!
Him: it’s complicated
Me: so is custody but I still tell ppl I have kids 😂

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

Hayden: I have to know human anatomy if I’m going to go to art school.
Mom: Are you going to art school?
Hayden: No.

[• heather • @hSnoozy]

I fuck around too much and I guess that looks like flirting. I really need to grow up. 🙄😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Tristan Wirfs @TristanWirfs78]

Feel free to retweet if it is still a HAWKEYE STATE!!!!!! 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥