HanktheTank

I know what they like, so I just keep cheesin'

[HanktheTank @HSTilson69]

@WGME Love me the friendly homeless neighbors!

[Nocturnal Dispatchers911 @ND_E911]

Caller told me I didn’t know how to do my job and I said, “Well walk me through it.” She hung up.

[Nocturnal Dispatchers911 @ND_E911]

Question:

Can we claim officers on our taxes since they're so dependent on dispatch? 🫠

[Nocturnal Dispatchers911 @ND_E911]

Before dispatching: I hate people.

During my career: I understand why I hate people.

[CBS 13 News @WGME]

#BREAKING: The Maine BMV has proposed a new standard license plate to replace the chickadee design. (📷: Maine Office of the Secretary of State)

STORY: https://t.co/ONw8Vh7Vb0

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Our society would be a lot better off if people would stop being weak minded pussies 💯

[HanktheTank @HSTilson69]

@jahleesi I don’t

[HanktheTank @HSTilson69]

God forbid you look up from your crossword puzzle. Complete trash.

[HanktheTank @HSTilson69]

Why is pizza by the slice so hard to find here?!

[HanktheTank @HSTilson69]

People are fucking stupid. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[HanktheTank @HSTilson69]

@jahleesi