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Lose 5 lbs of Fat in a week http://t.co/m2XEfC5Y

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@PacYahoo oh okay that's cool...I'm going to bed now...sweet dreams(:...tweet you tomorrow same time

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Life is a math equation. In order to gain the most, you have to know how to convert the negatives into positives.

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Maybe Squidward doesn't wear pants because his d!ck is on his face.

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That awkward moment when 3 people are taking your picture at the same time and you dont know which camera to look at.

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@PacYahoo haha yeah...do you guys also have something like DSTV

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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'Awesome' ends with 'Me' and 'Ugly' starts with 'U' ;)

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Haters don't really hate you; they hate themselves because you're a reflection of what they wish to be.☺

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@PacYahoo haha yes its my favorite cartoon lol...funny as well

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@PacYahoo yeah that's nice we have some freezing cold winter with a lot of rain as well

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@PacYahoo thanx same here...yes I was at home most of the day...but also went to the shops and stuff

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@PacYahoo haha oh okay...well I also had one boring afternoon

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@PacYahoo lol yeah so what you up too

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@PacYahoo lol sorry...my name is theuns...its nice and cold here...I'm lying in the bed now with my heater on lol

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Alcohol doesn't make you fat ..... Its makes you LEAN.... on tables, chairs, & random people. ;)

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@PacYahoo oh okay..yeah then it doesn't even help

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Spongebob: "What do you usually do when I'm gone?" Patrick: "Wait for you to comeback." ♥

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That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the bin.#lmao

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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass.

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@PacYahoo oh okay...but at least your going lol