HTGTBW

Career. Parenting. Teaching. Health. Family. Education.
Got them all badly wrong — then wrote books about it.
Author of How to Get Things Badly Wrong.

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Last few weeks to pre order.. £9.99.
The price will increase to £12.99 on Amazon.

It's a tragic but funny story of a career that went badly wrong. Make sure your kids don't make the same mistake!

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#askrichard — attempt No. 5. 😄

@richardbranson, I’m beginning to see how you built Virgin: persistence, optimism and a willingness to look slightly foolish in public.

Luckily, I’m good at all three.

I really want to see what you make of the chapter with you in it. 📘

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@StupidManBozo Hi

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Hi @richardbranson — attempt No. 3. 😄

Successful entrepreneurs are persistent. My book proves I wasn’t successful — but I can certainly do persistent!

You told readers to use #askrichard, so here I am.

I’ve read two of yours. Surely it’s only fair you read mine? 😂📘

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BREAKING NEWS: Workers take up smoking to get more breaks. 😂🚬

Smoking at work:

Shortening your life… but lengthening your breaks.

More highly questionable career wisdom from HOW TO GET THINGS BADLY WRONG: Careering Off Course.

Coming September 2026.

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@Commentaryz1ep Gag....as in Gag him, stop him saying silly stuf!

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When the interviewer asks why you want the job… and “to fund the weekend” probably isn’t the answer they’re looking for. 😂🍻

#JobInterview #WorkHumour #CorporateLife #CareerTok #HTGTBW

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After years of trying, I caught my career.

.....It was already off course. ���️

Careering Off Course — a funny, honest account of ambition, bad decisions and getting work spectacularly wrong.

Coming September 2026.

#HowToGetThingsBadlyWrong

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The power of stupidity: it gives you the freedom to try unhinged ideas.

Sensible people talk themselves out of things. Idiots get on with them.

What’s the most unhinged idea you’ve ever tried?

#CareeringOffCourse — out September 2026

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@oelma__ Sick bag

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@AlexaBliz_ Nothing, the sea takes all the numbers away

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@Irina_exh 16

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@StupidManBozo Yes

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Give up drinking until England win the World Cup…

I may never drink again. 🍺🏆😭

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Two nations. One final place. No second chances.

Come on, England. 🏴⚽🔥

#ThreeLions #ComeOnEngland

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Henderson you're a legend...for all the wrong reasons!
I'm sympathetic, only because I'm the same, just on a much smaller scale.
#Howtogetthingsbadlywrong

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Crazy Kane voice!

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https://t.co/FPdHsOaNEw

This place is in the UK. But where is it?

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@Nira_O351 Following!

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@_VictorTommy @Nira_O351 Am now!