Heathcliff

Parody and Roleplay account TH/EN
DM24/7 Open **read my pinned post first
character 60/40 ooc (learning how to be black people)

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

LCB Sinner#7 Heathcliff

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[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@KnightofaMoon ##:

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

##: Yo chat love you all ❤️

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@Plaroo36 you want me to thank you? Go ask Faust or Yi Sang for that shit. Y'know, I'm this damn close to whacking you one right now, but whatever. Talking to you's no fun anyway. Where's that little bomb loli? I wanna see her blow herself up. At least she'd be more entertaining than you.

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

Raise whatever the hell you want, I don't give a shit. LCE's already full of weirdos anyway. A loli who blows herself up, Ki/ra, some batshit scientist who wants to Distort himself, and a whole lotta other freaks.

[Hohenenhiem @Plaroo36]

@Hthcl1ff They are rather a family of mine, previous abnormalties of Lobotomy Corporation now turned into docile children that I take care of, I have taken various pictures with them, though this is the most recent one, do not worry, they will mostly never even attempt of doing any harm

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@Plaroo36 ##: yea bro i tryna sleep but i cant 😭😭

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@FaustGeothe Ya mephi away wait for we u know

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@Plaroo36 @Plaroo36 ##: sorry if it too aggressive this is 2:30am for me forgive me

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@Plaroo36 Listen here, you—watch your fucking mouth. Those people might not be normal, just like you said, but at least they're out there fighting Distortions, dealing with all kinds of lunatics, and going through god-knows-what kind of simulated deaths.

##: + in alt i write so long

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@FaustGeothe and where are tou now ?

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@KnightofaMoon @FaustGeothe Answer my dm papi

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@Plaroo36 "Oi, oi—listen here, you goddamn nutjob of a scientist. Say whatever the fuck you want, but if you so much as run your mouth about Ishmael or anyone else on the bus again, I'll shove this bat so far up your ass, you'll be shittin' wood for a week"

`His tone grew noticeably`

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@FaustGeothe @KnightofaMoon Faust is a mama Bari is papi is not ok ?

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

Oi, what the hell?! Are you comparing me to a gorilla, Hohenheim?! And for the record, I can keep my temper under control just fine! ...Long as nothing pisses me off, that is. Anyway, what about you, huh? What's with those birds of yours? Creepy little bastards...

[Hohenenhiem @Plaroo36]

@Hthcl1ff Yeah...you probably are...doesn't change the fact that you are showing yourself like a gorilla and then want to be all formal and calm when here, not to mention you certainly look...Younger, it's been a while the LCB has come here, I'm curious to what has been going on there

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@KnightofaMoon Yessir

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@LeatheredWallet @KnightofaMoon Hell nah say no pls bari

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

@KnightofaMoon Who care

[Heathcliff @Hthcl1ff]

You got a problem with my report or somethin', Hohenheim? Look, this is my personal report. I don't answer to anyone for this one, so I'll do whatever the hell I please, got it?

It's not like I'm slacking off on my other reports, either. I get those done just fine, as best I can

[Hohenenhiem @Plaroo36]

@Hthcl1ff Huh, assistant, as much as I prefer you over each and every single one of the sinners, doesn't mean you should let your anger issues take control, I thought you were still controlling them just like how you did back in Hongyuan or T.corp