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[uhhhhhhh @HTTCommies]

@Mitch_Tischler I feel like everyone forgot he played really well last year. Thought we would be fine even before Sonny

[uhhhhhhh @HTTCommies]

@JPFinlayNBCS For the love of gid pls can the fill in the rest of the end zone

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

This was incredibly well done by MLB.

[Ethan Cadeaux @Ethan_Cadeaux]

*Song about Clopper Road in Germantown, MD (actually)

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Y’all’s pedophile president really went on camera and said he loves inflation

You’re the dumbest cult of cousin fucking losers in human history and its not remotely close

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Jayson Werth

That guy rocked.

[Charlie Slowes @CharlieSlowes]

THE SPIRIT OF OPENING DAY

Today you’ll dig in the closet for your glove and snap a ball into it while sipping your morning coffee.
Today you’ll drive to work and admonish yourself to “keep your head down” and your eye on the road.
Today your team will be in first and planning to stay there.
Today you’ll wonder about developing and selling tobacco-flavored toothpaste, as you spit into the sink.
Today you’ll still be able to turn the double play.
Today you’ll end your contract holdout.
Today you won’t lose a business deal in the sun.
Today you’ll find yourself rotating your arm around your head to stretch the shoulder and keep it loose.
Today sunflower seeds strangely find their way into your back pocket.
Today you’ll think of wearing a black suit to match the eye black.
Today you’ll have the steal sign.
Today you slip up in a meeting and mention “our sales team vs. lefties.”
Today as the toast comes out of the toaster, you’ll still remember how to execute a perfect “pop-up” slide.
Today a hot dog and peanuts for lunch will sound about right.
Today you tell a co-worker to “get loose.”
Today the only strike you’ll know about is above the knees and below the armpits.
Today you’ll wear your jacket only on your pitching arm.
Today you’ll buy two packs of gum and stuff them in the side of your mouth to look like a player.
Today, during lunch, you’ll wonder why Coke doesn’t come in a wood can.
Today you’ll scratch yourself and spit for no apparent reason.
Today you’ll wonder why stirrup socks never caught on as a fashion rage.
Today you’ll be the rookie looking to make it big.
Today you’ll be the wily vet with just a little something left.
Today you’ll look for the AM dial on your radio.
Today mom’s watching.
Today dad’s in the backyard with his glove.
Today will be hopeful.
Today it’ll still be a kids’ game.
Today you’ll be a kid.
Today is Opening Day.

[uhhhhhhh @HTTCommies]

@JayDanielsMVP Bro those white jerseys still suck ass. I stg if they keep those

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Because it’s extremely anti worker and very pro rich evil guy

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Having armed, masked federal agents roam the streets and threaten American citizens that they're being put into a "database" and are being deemed a "domestic terrorist" for the crime of videotaping them should disgust everyone.

[• georgia • @geka9400]

I feel like being in your 20’s in this timeline is so crazy because the first black president was elected when I was in 2nd grade and gay marriage was legalized when I was 12, everything felt progressive, then a global pandemic happened when I was 19 and now a p*do felon is president and everyone is racist again and I’m still only 25

[Yvie Belle Yvie @AdamantxYves]

Canadians and Europeans are getting real fucking bold in my mentions. As far as I remember, you live in the global north too. Your countries literally still occupy and steal from the Global South, so take that bass out your voice when you talk to me.

[uhhhhhhh @HTTCommies]

@Igor_Cocteau @ingelramdecoucy They got due process you fucking idiot. John Adam’s himself acted as a defense attorney

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

See where this is headed America?

Single mom is killed

Stephen Miller: Democrats are trying to cause an insurrection

Kristi Noem: Democrats are training to kill with their cars

Trump: A professional agitator ran over an Ice agent who barely survived.

[uhhhhhhh @HTTCommies]

Tbh Jayden has been missing open guys all year. Either not seeing them or just missing open throws…and he has the durability of a butterfly. I love the guy but…

[uhhhhhhh @HTTCommies]

This team is pathetic

[uhhhhhhh @HTTCommies]

This D line has just zero explosion off the ball

[uhhhhhhh @HTTCommies]

@Mitch_Tischler @JPFinlayNBCS Noooooo not AI. I beg you to stop

[𝔸𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟 🌙 @GibbyFor6]

If we play at Donald Trump Stadium im switching my fandom so deadass

[uhhhhhhh @HTTCommies]

Why tf does quan think he doesn’t have to wrap up