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eggs are good

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Muhammad Ali has joined Al-Qaeda

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6AM with subway surfers on my dash heading to my 70hr/week job

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how do they make soap and why

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The urge to participate in mass civil unrest rn is CRAZY

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@rmario44 @TopNaijaLife @PicturesFoIder Any pics?

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The birds that I share my granola bar with at work are gone

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The joy you get from making a good breakfast for someone you care about is and forever will be unmatched

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Haha dude how have you never ran the gauntlet I couldn’t ever imagine not wanting to give yourself permanent sociological damage and becoming detached from all other humans what a loser

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80% of the forklifts have cracks running along the entirety of the load stoppers - the only thing stopping thousands of pounds from crushing the driver. I’ve told them about it and about 20 different ways to fix and prevent it. They “don’t want to have to pay maintenance more”

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I see sunlight for about 4 hours each day before I go work 8-12 hours in a windowless 30 degree concrete building. Management wonders why the turnover is so high and everyone is so depressed at work whilst they sit in a fully windowed and heated room

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Gonna start bringing in empty beer cans and leaving them on the forklifts at work

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Gonna learn Swahili because all the guys at work who speak it laugh like crazy at eachothers jokes

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I don’t ever time my breaks at work I just figure once I start day dreaming of a ammonia leak I should go sit down

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Im so tired of seeing “ Neurodivergent” shit bro we’re all retarded it is what it is quit yapping

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Gonna start going up to random strangers, asking their name then turning 180 degrees and walking away

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5pm gym smells like dollar store weed and damp clothes

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I could deadass work at McDonalds for 16/hr. Skilled trades are dying and its because of ridiculous requirements for entry level jobs with dogshit pay

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“No one wants to work anymore” Im 19 with a fucking college degree and 3 years of experience in my trade and out of the 30+ jobs I’ve applied to I haven’t had a single call back. They have the audacity to want 10+ years of experience for $15.50/hr??

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Gonna fly a paramotor into medieval times and deliver cool ranch Dorito’s and Baja blast to peasants

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Buying 1000 cheap USBs to put gay porn on and send to countries I dislike’s embassy so one of their government officials gets fucked up for the day