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Bourbon, Houston sports, and complaining.

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Since it seems like nobody's talking about this on social media, is anyone aware of what's going on with Loop Lasso?

It's a little string flinger toy that got really popular for a bit, then launched a new model called the "EVO" that got absolutely trashed on Amazon.

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@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats shut up you ugly fuck

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@MeghanMcCain Fuck Trump's new ballroom at the White House.

Anything else?

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@MyFWC Hell yeah! Get that bum.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Rubio: “Iran is run by religious fanatics.”

The White House right now:

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@FlyANA_official Still on hold, by the way. Been on hold since 9:30 AM CST. I've managed to speak to one person, about 45 minutes in, who told me I pressed the wrong number and needed to hang up and call again. Haven't heard a human's voice since then.

7 HOURS ON HOLD.

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@FlyANA_official Flight to Tokyo was cancelled, nobody can reach y'all via phone, gate agents have no idea what's going on, and the supposed follow-up email with more details isn't coming. WHAT IS GOING IN

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@FlyANA_official I'm at IAH, in Houstoh, TX. The staff at the ticketing counter were very friendly, but explained to all ~300 of us that your customer support is closed, and that they can't do anything for us. I still have not been rebooked, and I've been waiting on hold for 6 hours.

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@Savsays Rich coming from a brown woman with the last name "Hernandez". Stones, glass houses, etc.

You're simping for a party that will cast you aside the moment you stop being valuable. You're a token just waiting for your chance to be spent.

Weak and sad.

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@Jvnior What in the actual fuck?

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@pablofindsout I've used Ubiquiti gear in the past, and have been an advocate for some of equipment, but holy hell - their "fans" are lunatics.

https://t.co/RM5OcozgtY

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@CMDROpAtLargeCA @USBPChief @DHSgov @CBP .@CMDROpAtLargeCA Oh you poor, dumb bitch, you got demoted?! Ahahahaha now you're just a regular Nazi! Are they gonna take your trench coat away? Will you get to beat innocent people more or less than before?

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@CMDROpAtLargeCA @USBPChief @DHSgov @CBP Time to update that title, big man! "Commander Op At Large of the MAGA Gestapo" has a nice ring to it.

Super excited for those "consequences" you promised, btw. Gonna send your Sturmabteilung to kidnap me now?

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@JDVance Go walk the streets of Minneapolis, VP. Meet with your constituents! I hope you're given the warm welcome you deserve.

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@ICEgov So after they jumped the car did they electrocute him with the jumper cables, or did they do it the old fashioned way and pump a dozen rounds into his back?

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@Nolzy__ @TheGremlinnn @RadiometricDad @TheSimpsonsNFL Texans beat themselves, and who was the Broncos QB y'all just played against?

Gonna be a 42-16 Super Bowl, and 7 of those points will come in garbage time.

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@USAttyEssayli 2nd Amendment rights for me, but not for thee!

I wish nothing but the worst for you.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

This Minneapolis resident just said what everyone should be feeling right now:

“This started as a pretext about immigration and fraud… it’s WELL beyond that now.

It’s your 2nd Amendment, your 4th Amendment, your 6th Amendment.”

“We’re performing CPR on what may already be a corpse called the Constitution.”

Wake up. This isn’t just Minneapolis. It’s ALL of us.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

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@StephenM Fuck off, Nazi.