My girlfriend and her lil brother got into an argument and she says “women are more than cleaners” and he looks at me and says “they can also make sandwiches” kids only 10 and he’s fucking crushing it
I love being a waiter this lady got drunk and kept telling me that I’m doing a great job then asked me how long I’ve been a waiter n I told her 3 days I’m a line cook at my other job and she smiles at me n says “I love cooks” then slips me a 20😂😂😂
Woke up hungover immediately got ready and headed to the tattoo shop called my artist told him I was gonna be late walked in and he said “dude wtf you’re 45 mins early”😂😂idk why I always show up early when I’m hungover