NowMalone

The Malone era has begun. I’m here for it. Tar Heel for life. Always a GDTBATH!

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@ChuckDucker @Carolinabelle96 @Andrew_Forrest1 Awww it’s so precious when woodpeckers insist they went to Carolina. In fairness, I certainly wouldn’t want to be associated with your little school either

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@rmcgill25 You’re under the impression Saban and Carrol weren’t getting the pick of the litter? Maybe I’m misunderstanding what you’re saying.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

In community college, I had a class cancelled because the professor got blown two towns over, but it was a much bigger scandal.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@GrantHughesNC @RoyW_903 @MERKE15 How is that 3/4?

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

Certainly I can see how one of these fanbases are pretty classless.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@UNCballTalk Are you 12?

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

Duke has won yet another Mythical National Championship! Congrats to them!

[Amy Murray @VTDukefan]

Healthy Duke team with all 5 starters playing their full season minutes would've won it all.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@Armandoavenu3 It’d be nice if donors would help make great AD hires, like Swofford, and then let them do their jobs, rather than trying to micromanage individual team hires. They always want old guys on the downside of their careers or inexperienced jokes only they could see the upside for.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

99% of State fans started off as UNC fans but resented that rejection letter.

[Wyldcat (taylor’s version) 💕 @WyldcatNYY]

99% of UNC fans didn’t even go there.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@SethDavisHoops Then, Seth, you aren’t very smart.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@JoshGrahamShow @CountessesofUNC As per count 3, maybe try writing opinions, then? “There is a zero point zero chance of x.” That’s written as a fact.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@PatrickWelter .00000000001% chance. He’s been great. Loved having him here. He’s a good egg. I think it’s time for him to hatch and go be great (and a great representative of the university) in the league.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@ConnerHaleSprts Okay kids, today we are going to learn the difference between necessary and sufficient!

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@BSchwartzUVA @Linedan He’s right though.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@unc_zone I actually feel bad for Pitt. They aren’t bad or evil, yet have been hoodwinked by the evil empire.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@murphsturph Clearly Duke has prioritized the ACC tournament. Good for them. UNC has prioritized a different post season tournament. As a result since Duke last won the other one…well, I won’t bore you with the details.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@SenatorBerger Phil Berger: A man of the goat molesters

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@ScottHughesCBB Hubert Davis voted for Ven Allen-Lubin.

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@TAshleyIC If your QB goes for 295 yards and 2 tds on a near 65% completion percentage you should win. Ppl hanging the loss on Drake are idiots. The 2 ints weren’t great obviously, but he outperformed Darnold. If the pats had won, with the exact same stats. we’d be calling him a gunslinger

[NowMalone @HubeOur]

@ChiBearsMuse This is completely wrong. I don’t wake up to watch the game. But when I wake up and there’s a game on I am delighted.