Wanna get people to quit sitting up late binge-watching TV? Start calling everything after 10 or 11 O'clock "Bedtime Stories".
https://t.co/OqGidBGDfp via @GoComics
I expect the Comment Section to fill up with everyone pointing fingers at... everyone but themselves, of course. https://t.co/fJntdIgLZg via #GoComics, #crazy, #help, #right, #wrong, #conspiracy
Kids know what Easter is about. It's just that there's also candy involved, which is more of a conversation starter... https://t.co/Pg1VCxNUjA via @GoComics
Hello! Examining the words that just fall out of our mouths, on The Buckets today! Happy Mon Day, everyone! (Also, what the heck DOES "hello" mean? Where's THAT from?)
https://t.co/iOGsSMegCy #GoComics, #comics, #cartoon, #Monday, #Mon, #Day,
Y'all know today is just a myth THEY cooked up to control your Thursday (which is REALLY next month already!!!). Wake up!! https://t.co/PhmCiDcKgw #gocomics, #comicstrips, #calendar, #LeapYear
The kids also have no idea that the porcelain bit gets cleaned every couple of days by anyone, either.
https://t.co/XfG9y8dVKx #GoComics, #plumber. #watersystem, #toilet, #MYSTERY
It's funny when the ladies say to us, "I don't know why you grow that beard"... Nobody gets to decide to grow one- they do it on their own. You gotta decide to fight that &^%$er ever day of your life! https://t.co/oQXTQiLM5H #GoComics
Fortune cookies just aren't 'real' enough! We need more ennui and angst with our after-dinner precognitive snacks. Like if Batman wrote 'em or something. https://t.co/htCqAKIZFv via @GoComics
There are very few words that Just... Don't... Have... Plurals. This, despite what's in the comment section, is one of them. https://t.co/ugnmxp1riK via @GoComics
Wanna know about random people's pets? Just read the comments under a cartoon that has a dog in it that day. https://t.co/7DLUe00h99 #GoComics, #pets, #dog, #feedingtime