Sensei ™️

I failed the Turing test once, but that was many friends ago. I turn 1s into 0s and sometimes 0s back into 1s. I'm not a Nerd, I just wear glasses at times.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Press Statement by The Standard Group Plc on The President's post on X.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

@WilliamsRuto William Samoei. You are a thief. You are a Murderer. You are an Arsonist. You are the Chief Extortionist. You are the chief Blackmailer. We are very happy that standard has never let go off your neck. Na wewe nakwambia siku yako inafika. We will stone you publicly like stephen

[Sensei ™️ @HuckSys]

@DenisMaosa Pole sana

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

This mentality is everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“𝘔𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺”

— 𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

One life hack is understanding compounding.

It's in all aspects of our lives. Finances, discipline, growth, education, health etc.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Rumi was right when he said the path appears only after you start walking. Clarity comes from action not from waiting.

[Tutankhamun @rileyarnie]

If someone ever asks that question of “how was Africa colonized?” Just show them Kenya’s president.

[Pamoja Road Safety ⛑️ @CFCJoes]

UPDATE ON THE VEHICLE THEFT ALERT.

The report that we shared earlier about the stolen Isuzu truck has actually been made worse by the new development 😬

We have received a report that actually, it was not one lorry that was stolen from the Silas's petrol station, but two lorries!

The report below from Silibwet police station and the attached images show the details of how it happened and the identity of the second lorry.

The owners are in terrible pain bana, let's REPOST widely so that both lorries can be recovered 🙏

[E C E @eceozugur_]

40 yıl düşünsem aklıma gelmez

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

The greatest life hack is believing it's all going to work out. no panic. no begging. no backup plan.

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[Zoey @Zoey168102]

Normalize being very direct, very straight to the point and very assertive. A surprising amount of tension in adult life exist because people avoid saying what they actually mean.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[KENYA GOSSIP CLUB @kenyagossips]

Kenyan Manchester United fans beat Kenyan Arsenal fans 3–2 in a football match at Nyayo Stadium

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

May our biceps get bigger our shoulders get wider and our discipline stay stronger than our excuses

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[Karwaay @Karwaay]

I remember when I used to religiously log into Twitter to have a good laugh, then carry on with my day. Nowadays it’s 10/10 depressing tweets about how we’re getting screwed over. EVERY DAY. 😭😭😭😭

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I just looked at the date, there’s no way we are making it to pay day.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

fortunately, i do give up on people. you can't continuously drain me, disappoint me, and disrespect me while expecting me to keep being kind.